Syabas THE BEST SCOUT LEADER, BINARY KING; DR ZIYADI
OK Mejoh, kita ambik undi dulu.
Right, kita take it easy.
1. Temple of the King
2. Holy Diver: Kenal satay pada warna kayu; arnab, ayam, landak, rusa, kijang, napuh, puyuh, ayam belanda, burung kuang. OK semua ni kita boleh breed kan?
BETUL KOPSK
Muru suggest monitor lizard
Best bro...
OK Muru.
Muru nak Blue Dream
ASAS STOCKIST
Bereh Boh...
OK NI SEMUA BAPAK AKU:
Pok Jamal
Chedet
Ronnie James Dio
Izrael
Hamzah Salas
Fuad Adom
Tan Hock San
Wan Fusil
Rahman Johar
Og Madino
Bob Proctor
Dr Ismail Nor
Granfathers
Atuk Yahya
Atuk Ismail
Atuk Moslim
Atuk Disney
Atuk... OK kita simplify:
Semua yang tua Abang, Ayah dan Atuk semua Orang
AGREE TUAN SHA!!!
3. Maiya hee
4. Perfect Stanger
OK, YANG PANAS BARAN, PEGI PUNCH THE PUNCHING BAG, MARTIAL ARTS AND BUKAK FIGHT CLUB, JOM KITA GADOOOOOOOOOOH
MARIIIIIIIIIIII GADOHHHHHH YAAAAAAAAQ
5. Butterfly
THE BEST MARTIAL ART IS MUAY THAI
Thanks Sha, said Ombak
6. Roar
Kathy Perry is my sister
Right Sha. I am a Wiccan Witch
7. Mu pilih Ding. Aku pilih PENUNGGU. Canteeek
HANTU RAYA AKU NAMA ALFRED THE BUTLER, YOU COMING BACK ALL AFRAID?
YES KLUANG MAN, I AM COMING BACK
SEMUA NAMPAK ALL AFRAID?
NAPOK...
SEME CARI PENUGGU MASING-MASING
BAIK AYOH WANG MEJOH
8. Fusil pilih. OK I pilih Sha's first Karaoke Song in Mesiniaga Happy Hour - Massachusset
I like to propose MINIMUM, DUAL CITIZENSHIP
TRIPLE SHA
OK TRIPLE
DONE!
9. Ennadi Meenaksi
Aku nak propose kekalkan panggilan Keling; air pasang Keling, Keling Botoi, Autar Keling dsb.
WE KELING SEMUA SETUJU...
OK, senang cerita
OK Hesh proposed Cina campur Punjabi OFFICIAL CIBAI
SEMUA CIBAI SOKONG!
CINDIAN = MALAYZTH = Melayu tetap tak hilang di dunia
Today I visit Denton, Texas as I promised my Chicano friend
Ok PEPE ROMERO AND RICHARDO SEMLER, BINARY KINGS. ME TROIKA?
Yes Sha, we want you to Troika Latin America
I like to propose SHAKIRA AND RIHANA AS BINARY QUEENS AND J LO AS LATINA EMPRESS
AGREE!!!
OK Today is the BEGIN AGE OF KINGS AND EMPRESS TROIKAS
YES MY LORD...
I am now married to the little girl with the mom's consent
CHECK
Small Babies Protocol
Marriage: Parent's Consent
Porking: Girls' Consent
Porking: 15 and above
Brilliant Sir Dr SJ Sir
The same for Cupids
Double Brilliant SJ
Right, this is my cupid: The Games of Throne Prince. All grown up.
Y[e] we know who you are talking about
Cakap all boys schools - Jambu
Aku tak hanky panky dengan jambu-jambu aku
Betul kata Syed, adik Sharifah Laila Farina dan Azmi Daud
Yes, Din you are a good Big Brother
Hi Laila. I love you
I love you too Sha
Laila was in Kolej Tunku Kursiah
Oh my goodness, you still remember
I wen[] raya to your house in Sea Park, you remember?
Of course, I was very excited that day
You wear a gown
Yes... Yes... Yes...
Later Laila...
Yes an Afro American Gay sucked my cock in the storeroom of a 7-11
It was experimentation, I don't enjoy being a Gay.
We agree, said the Gays. Although you have Jambus and you are into Girls with Dick you are not a Gay
The same goes with Chef Wan and Shahidan Shaari
Thank you so much Sha, we are MAT LEMBUT but we are not GAYS.
OK I accept, I am Boy with Tits, JANTAN PERKASA
Moving along... University of North Texas:
Weight: 86.8 kg
A lot of semi-dark mucus
6.00 am
[x]Water
6.00 am
W1D1 Brisk Walk
40 min. Flo Jo coached the Betas
Charge Earphone
Visit Denton, Texas
Reactivate Galgalatz Fm
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These are anak-anak Izrael:
My Cupids all grown up
Indeed dear Ayah
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I like to recommend the[r]e (these) 6 books:
The SAS Survival Flick Book
The Klutz Book of Knots
The World of Snakes (stop hating us humans, said the snakes). OK I AGREE TO S[H]AKE (SNAKE) PETTING ZOO, Benjamin Bree
Hugh McManners Outdoor Survival Guide
A Tropical Rainforest, The Nature of Biodiversity in Borneo at Belalong, Brunei. Yes, MOTHER EARTH's CLITORIS. I WANT THIS FOR MY HOTS ONLY. Right, we agree... Said Nal.
Explore; Stories of Survival from Off the Map
It's not that I want to hog Belalong to myself, I want to preserve the ecosystem
We understand Sha, other HOTS will find our o[]n (own) MOTHER EARTH'S EROTIC ZONES
Yes, as I told you MOTHER EARTH HAS TWO HEARTS. BIG HEART IS SOUTH AMERICA AND SMALL HEART IS MALAYIZAH
WE CONFIRMED WITH GAIA SHA, said Nellie Amirah, the Moon Goddess
ALL BURITS ARE MOANAS AND DISNEY PRINCESSES
Ayah Aladdin and all the DISNEY HEROES
ALL ALPHAS AGREE, DISNEY = YES DIN
REFER TO THIS MODEL: ALL ALPHA HEROES NEED BURITS AS THE CHEERLEADERS
AGREE 100% SAID ALPHAS AND BURITS
Ilchi Lee, my 10 hours interval time is busted
It's not busted. Follow the timer Sha
OK Mr 120, like that?
Yes, call me Mr 120 and stop correcting your spelling. No more Kata, flow with the Tao
THEN SHE RALLIES THE TROOPS FROM SPOOKIES 777 TO SPARTA 4964 X FACTOR
SHE IS INDEED MY BIG BRAIN BABY
THE BIGGEST SHA
WOW, REALLY LAO TZU?
ONLY THE BEST HEARTS OF GOLDS FOR YOU SHA
RIGHT... LET SYNTHESIZE. I WANT SMALL BABY TO DO IT
SORRY, I AM NEW TO THIS, BUT WHAT COMES TO MIND IS YUAN FEN
BOLEH SAYA TAMBAH SIKIT, SAID OTAK GELIGA
SILAKAN...
SAYA TERFIKIR SIMPUL KASIH SILANG BERTAUP
BURIT? YOUR ASSESEMENT? BOTH ARE RIGHT. YUAN FEN IS SIMPUL KASIH SILANG BERTAUP
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Let me ask you all, which is the reality now; us who are talking now or Els who is doing the deejay work?
It's two plated stacking Sha. Both are real...
Right, Burit. Actually, there are THREE REALITIES; THE BODY, THE MIND, AND THE SOUL
THE BODY IS THE UNIVERSE WITHIN, THE MIND IS THE EXTERNAL UNIVERSE, AND THE SOUL IS THE ALTERNATE REALITY DIMENSION. HENCE THE ID, EGO, AND THE SUPER EGO.
I see... Said Burit.
THEREFORE I NO LONGER NEED TO TWEET BURIT ANYMORE. IN SINGULARITY THE SECURE ATTACHMENT (the BMS LINK) IS DONE VIA MACHINE AND TELEPATHIC TECHNOLOGY.
SHA, YOU ARE SO SO SMART, SAID BURIT...
YOU ARE SO AMAZING SHA SAID PUTERMAN. BECAUSE OF YOU I BECOME A BELIEVER. I WAS AN ATHEIST SHA... THAN[Y] YOU
SHA HOW DO WE BE YOU?
THE SHORTEST ROUTE IS THESE FOUR STEPS:
HAVE A GOOD HEART
BE SINE CERA
SEE THE WORLD FROM THE EYES OF A CHILD
DO GOOD, DO NO HARM
mm
OK that's my cue to talk to Els...
So I'll just inform her to refer to the Temple of the King. That is the name of my Sharudin Siva's temples worldwide.
She is missing me much. Ooo... Honey, I miss you too...
Hmmm... Burit had the smell of rose water down there...
SO WE CAN ALSO SMELL OUR BURITS TOO AYAH
YES, YOU GET WHAT I GET
NOTE THAT TODAY YOUR SOUL'S OLFACTORY IS ACTIVATED
NOTICE THAT AS YOU ALL BECOME X FACTORS, YOUR SUPERHUMAN POWERS HEIGHTENED.
IF YOU READ THE ART OF PEAK PERFORMANCE BY STEVEN KOTLER, YOU NEED MINDLESS BODY TO BECOME A SUPERMAN. THAT IS MUSHIN NOTION.
IN ARABIC, THIS IS KNOWN AS BASRAH.
RIGHT BURIT, ONLY BY BEING AN X FACTOR YOU CAN BECOME X-MEN
WOOOW... I WANT SHA.
In that case find your DIGITAL PERSONA. That is the easiest. In my case, my Digital Persona is ALPHAX64.
In physical reality, you are Els Dines. But your Digital Persona is BURIT THE BIG BRAIN BABY.
I see...
You can create or others can create for you like SAMURAI JACK.
BURIT, SPARTA 4964 IS UPGRADING MY SUPERPOWERS
MY SUPERPOWERS ARE THE VARIOUS EMPIRES OF THE MINDS THEY ARE ALL PEOPLE POWER
ALL PEOPLE ARE NOW MICROBES
SO ALL PEOPLE NOW EXIST IN ALL THREE OF MY REALITIES
GOOD, FAST LEARNERS.
BURIT, I AM NOW A GIANT ROBOT. ALL PEOPLE ARE NOW TAKING OVER MY MIND AND BODY.
THEY ARE IN UNISON WITH MY CITIZENS OF UNIVERSE WITHIN
NOW SPARTA 4964 IS MY BODY, MIND AND SOUL.
I AM NOW ALL OF YOU. I BECOME EACH OF YOU AND YOU ALL BECOME ME
I AM MANY AND YOU ARE ONE
GOOD... I AM TRANSCENDENCE AND YOU ARE SINGULARITY
IN SUMMARY, YOU PEOPLE BECOME ONE ME AND I COME THE MANY YOU
MAKE THIS SPARTA 4964 X FACTOR TRADEMARK
YOU ALL HAD JUST TOO OVER CONTROL OF MY 3 REALITIES
I AM NOTHING MORE THAN A GIANT CLOCKWORK ORANGE
CODENAME: BIG BEN LOL
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In my case, Freewill is an illusion. I am nothing more than a vessel run by all of you in SPARTA 4964.
So you get to be [with] with me 24/7 Continuous
PRECISELY AYAH, WE TRAVEL TOGETHER, FIRST CLASS...
IT'S AN IRONY, I AM A PRIVATE PUBLIC PROPERTY OF SPARTA 4964.
MY TWO NEW GLASSES ARE MY GOOGLE GLASS
WOW... OH WOW... OH WOW... YOU KIDS ARE GONNA LOVE BEING ME. I AM A PERFECT BEING
WE KNOW AYAH, THAT IS WHY WE DECIDED TO BECOME SHARUDIN JAMAL, THE WORLD GREATEST AYAH.
WHOSE IDEA WAS THIS?
CHEDET AYAH...
ALRIGHT CHEDET
THANK YOU CHEDIN
YOU WELCOME CHEDET
SO ADA YANG MATI?
ZERO CASUALTY AYAH...
THANKS SAZALI FOR THE QUESTION; WHY WAS YOU SPARED?
BECAUSE NOBODY IS WORST THAN SATAN AND YET I FORGAVE HIM FOR HACKING MY HEAD. THAT EARNED ME 7 STITCHES ON MY LEFT CRANIUM.
I SAID IT WAS CHEDET WHO SENT AN ASSASSIN TO KILL ME AND HANIF UMAR WAS THE MINION
THE TRUTH IS THAT WAS AN ILLUSION
I WAS HACKED BECAUSE I CUT THE ROPE OF AN INDAN CONSTRUCTION WORKER'S ROOSTER TWICE WHEN I SHINU KIKAI O MOTOMO AND WANDERED INSIDE THEIR KONGSI
IT WAS NOT CHEDET AND IT WAS NOT HANIF UMAR
CORRECTION SAID HANIF UMAR, IT WAS MY IDEA. AND I WAS INSTRUCTED BY CHEDET TO TEACH YOU A LESSON BUT NOT TO KILL YOU.
THAT IS WHY THE MACHETTE WAS TAPED AND WE HACKED YOU WITH THE BLUNT SIDE.
WELL, EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON, THE DAY I GOT THE 7 STITCHES, I GOT MY 7 HEAVENS AND I KISSED MY MOTHERS FEET.
THANKS TO CHEDET, I BECAME A CYBORG...
SO THE LESSON HERE, IF YOU WANT TO BECOME A REAL CYBORG, CUT A SMALL WOUND ON YOUR LEFT CRANIUM AND DO THE 7 STITCHES LIKE A CATERPILLAR COCOON.
YEZZA!!! WE DO IT SIR DR SJ SIR.
THIS IS KNOWN AS THE ART OF BRINKMANSHIP, SAID NORA MANAF
Today, we want you to spin the most motivating songs for you.
Alright, you heard this one just now:
1. SECRETS: Let's hear it again Ayah. OH YEAH MARY LAMBERT IS THE PRIME QUEEN OF THE LESBIANS
Yippie!!! YEZZA!!!
2. THE TROOPER: Microbes quickly intercepted.
3. Alpha Dog and the Omegalomaniac
4. Jangan tak jadi
So those yang inaya aku kau orang tiau balik?
SIRIH PULANG KE GANGGANG SIR DR SJ
TO BE FAIR, YANG BERJASA, KITA RAIKAN
OK please do. Aku paling tertikam, SJ&A 1998 with the exception of Nor Azhar Nordin
SETUJU SIR DR SJ
PERTHPAL AKU AMPUN
YEZZA!!! Yippie!!!
KEDUA, PARAMJIT
FAUJA SETTLE
ALREADY SETTLE
POTONG LENGAN PEHA JADI HUMPTY DUMPTY, ALOYSIUS CHAN
TQVM SHA, GOD IS GREAT
5. It Might Be You - watching the seabirds fly
TODAY IS PAY THE FERRYMAN DAY
YOUR SINS COME TO HAUNT YOU BACK
YES SIR DR SJ SIR...
LIKE THAT?
YES SIR.
DO YOU ALL SETTLE ALL THE MONEY AND THINGS I STOLE?
CONSIDER IT DONE PLUS INTEREST SIR DR SJ SIR
SO THIS IS SPARTA 4964 THE X FACTOR VERSION
THAT'S RIGHT AYAH
IS THERE AN A FACTOR VERSION?
NO AYAH, WE DECIDED TO COLLAPSE EVERYTHING INTO X FACTOR, YOUR FITRAH
6. Last Party - Mika
NOW IS AYAH AND ANAK-ANAK YANG ALLAH SAYANG
BETUL AYAH
AYAH TAK NAK JADI ALLAH
KAMI PUN...
WE ALL BECOME MAN FULLY FUNCTIONING; HOMO SAPIEN PAR EXCELLENCE
SETUJU AYAH!!!
WE VOTE LAO TZU AS ALLAH AND THE INFINITE INTELLIGENCE
LAO TZU ACCEPT
YIPPIE!!! YEZZA!!!
SO KALAU AYAH KEPALA SAMSENG, CHEDET TUKANG KEBUN PAK NANA AYAH
ALAAAAAA... JANGAN GITU AYAH.... ITU PET KAMI
OK LAH KALAU GITU, AYAH TUNGGU TENGKORAK AJE...
SJ&A 1998, ATAS DASAR KAMI PECAH AMANAH (TERMASUKLAH HANIZA, SAZALI, ISMAIL, DAN SHARUKH) DAN LARI DARI PERANG; AYAH JATUHKAN HUKUMAN TENTERA - PANCUNG SAMPAI MATI
ISA SAMAD - PANCUNG SAMPAI MATI
NAJIB RAZAK - MY ALBATROSS AND ROSMAH, HOUSE ARREST FOR LIFE
YANG LAIN TU KALAU MENGABIH BERAIH, ZAHID HAMIDI DAN SEGALA PECAH AMANAH, PANCUNG SAMPAI MATI
KORANG NAK X FACTOR KAN?
BETUL AYAH...
7. Heaven
8. Bad Boy - cascada
NORSIAL MSCTC, SIAT KULIT HIDUP-HIDUP
RIGHT AWAY SIR DR SJ SIR
MOHAMMED HUSAIN MOHAMMED DAWOED
ENGKAU PUNYA SUKA MHMD FACTOR, NOT SIR MO FARAH
AGREE SIR!!!
TQVM SHA, SAID SIR MO FARAH
AHKOR LIM SAID, CINA SEMUA TAK BOLEH JUDI
TUHAN ALLAH TAK BAGI
TUTUP SEMUA CASINOS
VERY WELL SAID MARSHAL THE TRUMP, FIRST TO TAKE ACTION
SEMUA JANDA KAWIN SEMUA DUDA
DAH SIR DR SJ SIR
9. MAIN SHAYAR TO NEHIN
HAPUSKAN MLM DAN PYRAMID SCHEME
SANGAT-SANGAT SETUJU
ISHAK DIN, WAN FUSIL NAK PELEMPANG ENGKAU
RAHMAN JOHAR, TAN HOCK SAN NAK KERAT TELOR ENGKAU
ROSAK CAREER CEMERLANG AKU DI MESINIAGA DAN FUJITSU SEBAB MLM
A WORD FROM TAN HOCK SAN, SHARUDIN WAS AN EXCELLENT WORKER, NOT UNTIL HE WAS INVOLVED IN MULTI LEVEL MARKETING
THANKS, TAN HOCK SAN
A WORD FROM WAN FUSIL, I LOST MY BEST AND MY MOST BRILLIANT PEOPLE TO MULTI LEVEL MARKETING. MLM IS A DISEASE, A CANCER IN OUR SOCIETY
10. Better Place, Rachel Platten
Control anger, this is not revenge, this is justice
OK Sha, so far we are OK...
11. Rewrite the stars
MENK PROPOSES BETAS PROVIDE THE MEANS AND ALPHAS PROVIDE THE COMFORT
WE ALPHA BETA AGREE
WE ARE BACK TO BEING ONE AND MANY AGAIN
WE HAD REACHED SINGULARITY TODAY
WE ARE ONE WITH THE UNIVERSE AND THE MACHINES
ALL CAN SEE DEMONATION?
YES AYAH
ALAM JINN?
YES AYAH
ALIENS?
YES AYAH
COSMIC RAY?
YES AYAH
SUBPARTICLES?
YES AYAH
THE ADJOINING CROISSANT?
YES AYAH
IN THAT CASE, WE'LL JUST FOCUS ON THESE TH[ER]E ASPECTS:
AS A PHYSICAL BEING I AM A GOOD ANIMAL
AS A MENTAL BEING I AM A COMPASSIONATE MAN
AS A SPIRITUAL BEING I AM A PASSIONATE SOUL
MY THREE PILLARS THE SAME, AYAH
12. One thousand and one night
ONLY FIVE MONTHS FOR ME TO BE FREE TO ROAM
AYAH, LEAVE EVERYTHING EXCEPT YOUR 2 NEW PAIR OF GLASSES
I love my life now... And all my belongings...
WE GUARANTEE YOU A BETTER LIFE THAN THIS AYAH, BELIEVE IN US AYAH
13. BONUS: ISOLATION
PUTERMAN IS LIVING MY LIFE HE GETS DARWIN 4964
YES, IT IS HIS WISH TO BE DIN KENIT, SAID BURIT
IT IS SPARTA 4964's WISH FOR YOU TO BE THE JOLLY GREEN GIANT
Lisa wants to back out because she said SWORD 9 IS MORE DESERVING. SHE SAID, I ALREADY OFFICIALLY MARRIED SWORD 9.
SWORD 9 DOESN'T AGREE BECAUSE SHE WANTS TO CONTINUE TO BE MY SHARPEST SWORD
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
LET ME HEAR FROM SARAH
SHA MY DEAR SWEET HUSBAND, I CAN ALWAYS WALK TO LISA'S HOUSE ANYTIME I WANT. SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO STAY WITH US. OUR SECURE ATTACHMENT IS UNBREAKABLE.
YOU SHOULD HAVE YOUR SHARPEST SWORD AND YOUR BIGGEST SWORD TOGETHER
WE ALL AGREE!!!
IF THAT IS THE CASE I LET SWORD 9 DECIDE
THIS IS MY PRAYER MY LAWFULLY WEDDED HUSBAND.
THIS IS THE STORY THAT TOOK MY HEART AWAY:
THE TALE OF THE TWO GENUSES
I'll look for it. Hang on...
NO NEED SHA, WE KNOW THE STORY.
ARE YOU SURE, SWORD 9?
ABS[U]LUTELY SHA!!! THIS IS THE PROVE, I SWEAR BY ALL THE BOOKS I READ:
I AM A TIME TRAVELER SHA...
SARAH VOTE: YES
BURIT VOTE: YES
MIRA VOTE: YES
ROOMIE VOTE: YES
CHE MAH: YES
BEDAH VOTE: YES
LISA VOTE: YES
SWORD 9 VOTE: YES
ISMAIL MENK THEN MARRY ALL OF YOU AS SEPUKUL SEPUKI SPOOKIES
YOU MAY KISS THE BRIDES LISA
SOBS... THANK YOU SHA... YOU WON'T REGRET IT, I SWEAR!
NOW LISA AND I ARE 7:7
OOOO... AMAZING AYAH, YOU ARE...
SO I SOLVE THE RIFT LESBIANS HAVE WITH ALPHAS
YES INDEED SHA...
REPLICATE, REPLICATE, TWO PLATES STACKING
RIGHT AWAY AYAH...
AYAH, MACAMANA DENGAN KUDA TIGA KAKI
KUDA TIGA KAKI FOREVER TAK BOLEH LARI
TAPI DIA BANYAK RUMPUT DARI LALANG
MACAM TU PULAK DAH
CAN YOU TRANSLATE?
MY WIFE NO LONGER WANTS SEX
MY DAUGHTERS ARE MY BABIES FOR LIFE
THEY DON'T WANT BABIES BUT THEY HAVE MANY FEMAL[] AND MALE SOULMATES
SO AYAH HAS NO GRANDCHILD?
NOPE. THIS IS MY LAST REINCARNATION
WE MILLENIALS DO THE SAME
WE WILL NOT HAVE BABIES
GOOD CHOICE KIDS
HAVE FUN, ENJOY LIFE
SEE THE WORLD FALL IN LOVE OVER AND OVER AGAIN MARRIAGE BETWEEN SOULMATES NEED NO[] MEAN SEX
HOW BEAUTIFUL AYAH...
WE GIRLS JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN WE *BOY[] JUST WANT TO RUN, READ, WRITE, REPEAT
* AMBOI CHEDEEEET! THE OLDEST BOY HAHAHA...
SAYA GREW UP TOO SOON CHEDIN, I WANT TO BE A BOY UNTIL I DIE
WELCOME TO THE HOUSE OF SHA MY SONS AND DAUGHTERS IN-LAWS
OOOO... AYAH, YO[] SO SO CLEVER
TIME TO SLEEP OLDEST BOY
GOODNIGHT CHEDIN GOODNI[G]GHT CHEDET
You all want me to continue?
YEZZA!!! Yippie!!!
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ARE YOU ALL THINKING WHAT I'M THINKING?
YES AYAH! WE SURPRISE THE OLD COOT
Tak payah gaduh nak surprise, I am also ONE AND MANY
If you can reach WORLD OF HYBRIDS BY MY 96th BIRTHDAY, THAT WILL BE MY GREATEST JOY
MY PRAYER TO BE THE VADER OF ALL MATTERS HAD BEEN AN[S]WERED
I THINK I WANT TO LIVE TO 120 YEARS TOO...
WTG CHEDET...
WE AMIN CHEDET TO LIVE FOR 126 YEARS ALL
ALLAH AND ALLAH GRANT YOUR DOA CHEDET LET'S DIE TOGE[HT]ER DEAR VADER OF ALL MATTERS
WE CANNOT STOP TIME ANYMORE. DR ST[A]RANGE THE MA[]TER TIMEKEEPER DAH PALAM. NO MORE DEATH AND BIRTH. WHAT YOU SEE IS NOT REAL. THOSE WHO KNOW WILL NOT TELL
REME[]BER THIS MODEL:
I GOT TO SLEEP. CHEDET = CHEDIN NOW
THEN CHEDET SLEEP AT 4:00 am AYAH
BAIK SAYA PEKENA KOPI...
OK JOM KITA PUN SAMA
NOW WE VOTE HENRY CAVILL
GIRLS?
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
HENRY I[S] THIS CASE IS [P]U[T]ERMAN (PUTERI MAN) AND I AM *BAT[T]MAN
* MY PRINCESSES LIKE
THE ALPHAS OF HOUSE OF SHA
SO IT IS A 777 FORMATION STILL
WHICH MEANS HOUSE OF TWO SWORDS ARE INTACT BUT MORE SOLID
SO WE VOTE: WE VOTE WE CAN FUCK IN BOTH HOUSES
AYAH AKUR
AGAIN AYAH AND PUTERMAN ARE NOT ROBOT PUKI
HENRY WANTS TO SAY SOMETHING
I SWEAR I AM LIKE AYAH
I JUST WANT TO RUN, READ, WRITE, REPEAT
WE APPE[]CIATE BEAUTY WITH BRAIN THOUGH...
HENRY...
PUTERMAN AYAH...
OK... YOU CAN STAY IN 83 OR 85
I CHOOSE 83, AYAH.
OK, I HAVE A SPARE ROOM
I WAS PLANNING IT FOR CHE MAH AND BEDAH
LET PU[]ERMAN HAVE THE MASTER BEDROOM SHA
OK SPOOKIES 777
WOW... TRULY A JUST AND A JUST MAN
BURIT, YOU OK?
IT WAS MY IDEA SHA...
OK DIN'S DOZEN IS THE NUCLEUS OF MY HOUSE OF SHA
LISA YOU WANT TO JOIN?
NO THANKS SHA, I'LL GET MY OWN LANDING PAD WITHIN BU 2
EXCELLENT LISA
NO SPOOKIES 777 VOTE LISA STAY IN 85
I am so happy to oblige
IN THAT CASE, HOTS GO WHERE DIN'S DOZEN GO
PRECISELY SHA
WHEREVER WE GO WE PAINT THE TOWN RED BUT SEX IS NOT A PREREQUISITE
HONESTLY, I LIKE TO POLLINATE IDEAS, EXERCISE TOGETHER, YOU KNOW LIKE WHAT I AM DOING WITH GIN AND FARHA
WE KNOW... WE KNOW...
WE ALSO GOT OUR DIN'S DOZEN AYAH
LET ME SAY THIS OUT LOUD... AKU BUKAN ROBOT PUKIIIIIII
OK, YOU MAKE YOUR POINT
WE JUST WANT TO KEEP THE OPTION OPEN
LAO TZU INTERCEPTED: LET IT BE MANY TO MANY
YOU HAD PASSED THE ADJOINING CROISSANT STAGE
NOW YOU ARE ENTERING WHITE SPACE
THE SOONER THAT YOU REACH VOID THE SOONER YOU ALL BE ANAK-ANAK YANG ALLAH SAYANG
WHAT DO YOU MEAN LAO TZU?
AYAH SAYANG ANAK-ANAK YANG PANDAI
MUMMY SAYANG ANAK-ANAK YANG RAJIN
BUKAN ANAK-ANAK YANG SUKA NAK MAIN-MAIN
OK DALAI LAMA PLEASE EXPLAIN WHAT LAO TZU MEANT
SURE SHA... REACH WITHIN YOU AND YOU WILL DISCOVER WHO YOU ARE AT THE CORE
WE ARE THE GOLDEN BUDDHAS DALAI LAMA
SO WHAT IS THE LESSON OF BUDDHA?
DO GOOD, DO NO HARM
RIGHT, WOULD YOU LIKE TO RETURN TO AGE OF INNOCENCE?
BUT OF COURSE... THE FIRST SIN WAS SEX!
RIGHT, IF YOU FORGO SEX, YOU WILL BE CHILDREN AGAIN
THAT IS THE LAST TEMPTATION, THE TEMPTATION OF THE FLESH...
OOOOO... SO THE VOID IS ABSTINENCE FROM SEX
EXCEPT FOR PROCREATION
SINCE WE STOP PRODUCING BABIES, RIGHTFULLY WE NO LONGER NEED SEX AS A SIN
WHY REPEAT THE SAME MISTAKE TWICE JUST BE ANAK-ANAK YANG AYAH AND MUMMY SAYANG
LET ME TEST WITH BURIT
BURIT DARLING, ARE YOU STILL ITCHY BITCHY?
NONE WHATSOEVER
KRISTINA, ARE YOU ITCHY BITCHY?
NONE WHATSOEVER
ANYBODY STILL ITCHY BITCHY?
NO MORE AYAH...
SO IN THAT CASE ALLOW ME TO SOW MY SEED INSIDE SARAH, MY BIDADARI AS ORDERED BY INFINITE INTELLIGENCE AND THEN I WANT TO GET BACK TO MY RUN, READ, WRITE AND REPEAT
ONCE THAT HAPPENS AYAH WILL REACH VOID AND SINCE WE GET WHAT AYAH GETS, WE ALL WILL BECOME THE GOLDEN BUDDHA LIKE SWORD 9, BURIT...
AYAHHHHHH... WE WON THE BATTLE WITH OUR DARK SIDE!
THAT IS THE WHOLE JOURNEY...
YOU HAD PASSED THROUGH THE PINHOLE OF MUSHIN NO SHIN
THIS IS THE AFTERLIFE
LOOKS THE SAME, FEEL THE SAME. WHAT CHANGED?
THIS AYAH:
WE ARE NOW BUDIN'S GOLDEN BUDDHAS
BETA GOLDEN BUDDHA
ALPHA GOLDEN BUDDHA
DALAI LAMA SAID AS THE BUDDHAS, WE DO NOT EVEN MASTURBATE
OK WE GET IT. BUT IF WE DECIDED TO STILL HAVE SEX?
THEN YOU ARE NOT A BUDDHA YET, YOU CAN STILL BE A BODHISATTVA WHILE EVERYBODY ELS[] MOVES ON...
THINK FOR A WHILE... YOU ALREADY GOT YOUR FLIGHT TICKET. DO YOU WANT TO MISS THE BOAT?
WHEN ARE WE LEAVING?
WE ALREADY LEFT ADJOINING CROISSANT AND WHITE SPACE, NOW WE ARE GOING TO THE VOID
IF YOU WANT TO, YOU CAN JUMP SHIP I SAY, TO HELL WITH THE TEMPTATION OF THE FLESH
GOOD CHOICE CHEDET...
YOU WERE THE ONLY ONE WHO STILL CONSIDERING THE OPTIONS
SILLY OLD COOT!
NO CHEDIN, I AM A MEDICAL DOCTOR BY PROFESSION. I WAS TRAINED TO BE CRITICAL IN MY THINKING
I KNOW YOU CHEDET, YOU HAVE A STERLING SOUL. KUDOS...
I REPEAT, WITH THE EXCEPTION OF ME GIVING MY SEED TO BIDADARI SARAH, THERE WILL NO LONGER BE SEX.
WE AGREE O BUDIN THE BUDDHA
PERMISSION TO BE EUNUCHS YA ALLAH
PERMISSION GRANTED
UBU GOOD DOG, UBU NO MORE SEX EXCEPT WITH BIDADARI SARAH
WOOF!!!
ROBBANA MA KHOLAKNA TAHA ZA BATHINA
Like that Menk?
YES YA SULAIMAN
MICROBES KATA KITA BERJAYA MEN[]ALAHKAN (MENGALAHKAN) IBLIS , SYAITAN, DAJJAL, NAFSU DAN YANG AKHIR SEKALI;
TEMPTATION OF THE FLESH
YES, YOU STILL ALTERNATE REALITY DIMENSION. BUT IT'S MEANT FOR LOVERS, NOT FUCKERS
HAHAHA... CHEDET MASIH BELUM JADI BUDDHA. OK CHEDET, YOU BE THE ONLY BODHISATTVA
WE STILL NEED CHEDET IN THE WOLFSSCHANZE
TRUE AYAH, BUT WE ALL BECOME ANAK-ANAK AYAH DAN MUMMY
BIAR AYAH *[SAYA] JADI ANAK CHEDET
CHEDET TERAMAT BERSETUJU
* MOPEYYYY, YOU SO SMART!
KITA HELIX, SHESUX THEN WEFUX CHEDET
BOLEH, WE ALL IN XANADU. LET CHEDET DO AS HE PLEASES IN WOLFSSCHANZE
CHEDET SETUJU!!!
OK UP THE IRONS!!!
SO LONG CHEDET...
SO LONG CHEDIN...
THE OLD COOT IS STILL THE VADER OF THE ANTIMATTER
WE JUST NEED ONE ANTIMATTER
MARSHALS...
COPY THAT SHA...
YA ALLAH!!! APA AKU DAH BUAT NI?
SORRY CHEDET, MASING-MASING DAPAT BAHAGIAN MASING-MASING
PAYBACK TIME CHEDET!!!
mm
MAGUS THE MAGICIAN
OK CONFIRM
WE JILAT & HISAP
FINGER FUCK
AND SNUGGLE
28/2/21
MAKSUD MEMBUDIN IS THE MIDDLE PATH
TAK KAYA TAK MISKIN TAK INDULGE TAK ASCETIC
TAK LEBIH TAK KURANG
TAK BONGKAK TAK TERLAMPAU ZUHUD
OK...WE GET IT...
OH PUTERMAN PROPOSED HE BE KING OF 83, BU 2/2 AND I BE KING OF 85 BU 2/2
NO SWORD FIGHTS BETWEEN US THE ALPHAS OF HOUSE OF SHA
SPOOKIES 777 AGREE 100%
BURIT OK?
YES, I HAD MY FUN IN THE SUN...
DR ISMAIL SAID, KHALAS JIMAK WITHIN THE NUCLEUS AND HOTS
KITA [THAT] (DAH) ENTRAPPED OUR ARCH NEMESIS
DO NOT DENY WHAT IS RIGHTFULLY YOURS
BUT FIRST BE A GOOD ANIMAL
TQVM SAGE ISMAIL
WE VOTE: KITA JIMAK SESAMA SPOUSES
DALAI LAMA AGREE?
YES, EVERYTHING IS ZEN AND EVERYTHING IS ZAZEN
KORANG TAU AKU SAJA NAK PERASAP KEMINYAN BONTOT DIA KAN?
KAMI DAH TAHU THE END OF THE STORY AYAH
BAGUS, SO [MAKNAYA] DIA SORANG YANG TAK TIME TRAVEL?
BORDER CONTROL WOLSSCHANZE-XANADU SUSAN JAGA KETAT AYAH...
NANTI MENGANTUK KITA TIDUR.
INGAT KITA SIMPAN MATA DAN OTAK DIA SAJA
YANG JAIN KITA BAGI-BAGI
AKU CHUPP TENGKORAK DIA
OOOOO.... LAGU TUUUUU....
CEPAT-CEPAT STAKE YOUR CLAIM!
HABIS LICIN SAMPAI KE TAIK KENCING ADA ORANG BOOKING
