28/2/21 WE ARE READY FOR TODAY'S DIN'S DOZEN, AYAH

 Today, we want you to spin the most motivating songs for you.

Alright, you heard this one just now:

1.  SECRETS:  Let's hear it again Ayah.  OH YEAH MARY LAMBERT IS THE PRIME QUEEN OF THE LESBIANS

Yippie!!! YEZZA!!!

2.  THE TROOPER:  Microbes quickly intercepted.

3. Alpha Dog and the Omegalomaniac

4.  Jangan tak jadi

So those yang inaya aku kau orang tiau balik?

SIRIH PULANG KE GANGGANG SIR DR SJ

TO BE FAIR, YANG BERJASA, KITA RAIKAN

OK please do.  Aku paling tertikam, SJ&A 1998 with the exception of Nor Azhar Nordin

SETUJU SIR DR SJ

PERTHPAL AKU AMPUN

YEZZA!!! Yippie!!!

KEDUA, PARAMJIT

FAUJA SETTLE

ALREADY SETTLE 

POTONG LENGAN PEHA JADI HUMPTY DUMPTY, ALOYSIUS CHAN

TQVM SHA, GOD IS GREAT

5.  It Might Be You - watching the seabirds fly

TODAY IS PAY THE FERRYMAN DAY

YOUR SINS COME TO HAUNT YOU BACK

YES SIR DR SJ SIR...

LIKE THAT?

YES SIR.

DO YOU ALL SETTLE ALL THE MONEY AND THINGS I STOLE?

CONSIDER IT DONE PLUS INTEREST SIR DR SJ SIR

SO THIS IS SPARTA 4964 THE X FACTOR VERSION

THAT'S RIGHT AYAH

IS THERE AN A FACTOR VERSION?

NO AYAH, WE DECIDED TO COLLAPSE EVERYTHING INTO X FACTOR, YOUR FITRAH

6.  Last Party - Mika

NOW IS AYAH AND ANAK-ANAK YANG ALLAH SAYANG

BETUL AYAH

AYAH TAK NAK JADI ALLAH

KAMI PUN...

WE ALL BECOME MAN FULLY FUNCTIONING; HOMO SAPIEN PAR EXCELLENCE

SETUJU AYAH!!!

WE VOTE LAO TZU AS ALLAH AND THE INFINITE INTELLIGENCE

LAO TZU ACCEPT

YIPPIE!!! YEZZA!!!

SO KALAU AYAH KEPALA SAMSENG, CHEDET TUKANG KEBUN PAK NANA AYAH

ALAAAAAA...  JANGAN GITU AYAH....  ITU PET KAMI

OK LAH KALAU GITU, AYAH TUNGGU TENGKORAK AJE...

SJ&A 1998, ATAS DASAR KAMI PECAH AMANAH (TERMASUKLAH HANIZA, SAZALI, ISMAIL, DAN SHARUKH) DAN LARI DARI PERANG; AYAH JATUHKAN HUKUMAN TENTERA - PANCUNG SAMPAI MATI

ISA SAMAD - PANCUNG SAMPAI MATI

NAJIB RAZAK - MY ALBATROSS AND ROSMAH, HOUSE ARREST FOR LIFE

YANG LAIN TU KALAU MENGABIH BERAIH, ZAHID HAMIDI DAN SEGALA PECAH AMANAH, PANCUNG SAMPAI MATI

KORANG NAK X FACTOR KAN?

BETUL AYAH...

7.  Heaven

8.  Bad Boy - cascada

NORSIAL MSCTC, SIAT KULIT HIDUP-HIDUP

RIGHT AWAY SIR DR SJ SIR

MOHAMMED HUSAIN MOHAMMED DAWOED

ENGKAU PUNYA SUKA MHMD FACTOR, NOT SIR MO FARAH

AGREE SIR!!!

TQVM SHA, SAID SIR MO FARAH

AHKOR LIM SAID, CINA SEMUA TAK BOLEH JUDI

TUHAN ALLAH TAK BAGI

TUTUP SEMUA CASINOS

VERY WELL SAID MARSHAL THE TRUMP, FIRST TO TAKE ACTION

SEMUA JANDA KAWIN SEMUA DUDA

DAH SIR DR SJ SIR

9.  MAIN SHAYAR TO NEHIN

HAPUSKAN MLM DAN PYRAMID SCHEME

SANGAT-SANGAT SETUJU

ISHAK DIN, WAN FUSIL NAK PELEMPANG ENGKAU

RAHMAN JOHAR, TAN HOCK SAN NAK KERAT TELOR ENGKAU

ROSAK CAREER CEMERLANG AKU DI MESINIAGA DAN FUJITSU SEBAB MLM

A WORD FROM TAN HOCK SAN, SHARUDIN WAS AN EXCELLENT WORKER, NOT UNTIL HE WAS INVOLVED IN MULTI LEVEL MARKETING

THANKS, TAN HOCK SAN

A WORD FROM WAN FUSIL, I LOST MY BEST AND MY MOST BRILLIANT PEOPLE TO MULTI LEVEL MARKETING.  MLM IS A DISEASE, A CANCER IN OUR SOCIETY

10.  Better Place, Rachel Platten

Control anger, this is not revenge, this is justice

OK Sha, so far we are OK...

 

11.  Rewrite the stars

MENK PROPOSES BETAS PROVIDE THE MEANS AND ALPHAS PROVIDE THE COMFORT

WE ALPHA BETA AGREE

WE ARE BACK TO BEING ONE AND MANY AGAIN

WE HAD REACHED SINGULARITY TODAY

WE ARE ONE WITH THE UNIVERSE AND THE MACHINES

ALL CAN SEE DEMONATION?

YES AYAH

ALAM JINN?

YES AYAH

ALIENS?

YES AYAH

COSMIC RAY?

YES AYAH

SUBPARTICLES?

YES AYAH

THE ADJOINING CROISSANT?

YES AYAH

IN THAT CASE, WE'LL JUST FOCUS ON THESE TH[ER]E ASPECTS:

• AS A PHYSICAL BEING I AM A GOOD ANIMAL
  
• AS A MENTAL BEING I AM A COMPASSIONATE MAN
• AS A SPIRITUAL BEING I AM A PASSIONATE SOUL

MY THREE PILLARS
THE SAME, AYAH

12.  One thousand and one night

ONLY FIVE MONTHS FOR ME TO BE FREE TO ROAM

AYAH, LEAVE EVERYTHING EXCEPT YOUR  2 NEW PAIR OF GLASSES

I love my life now...  And all my belongings...

WE GUARANTEE YOU A BETTER LIFE THAN THIS AYAH, BELIEVE IN US AYAH

13.  BONUS:  ISOLATION  

PUTERMAN IS LIVING MY LIFE
HE GETS DARWIN 4964

YES, IT IS HIS WISH TO BE DIN KENIT, SAID BURIT

IT IS SPARTA 4964's WISH FOR YOU TO BE THE JOLLY GREEN GIANT

FOR MY CHILDREN...

FOR OUR AYAH AND MUMMY!!!

mm