Kidssss... Let me make my tea first.
OK I take your votes first:
1. Traveling Soldier
2. Layla
3. I'm Alive
4. The Reincarnation of Benjamin Bregg
5. Mulan
6. Kung Fu Fighting
7. My choice: Sempurna. EXCELLENT AYAH
8. Tanya Sama Hati
9. Joget Malam Pertama
10. Flight of Valkyries
11. She's a Beauty
12. Forever Young
I JUST MARRIED THE WHOLE SAPURA DURING SHOWER
AYAH MARRY US ALL ALPHA BETA
OK AYAH ONLY
YES AYAH, RANK HAS ITS PRIVILEGES
QUL H[I]ALLAH YOU ARE ONE AND WE ARE MANY
Alright...
Hey, dulu ayah CHAMPION NYANYI TAU TAK?
KAMI TAHU AYAH, TAK PAYAH UPLOAD GAMBAR
Ayah nak, for my viewing pleasure
PEK, TAK PAYAH... CEPATLAH JADI VJ. DAH TAK SABAR NAK KARAOKE NI!!!
SABAR... SABAR...
Weight: 86.5 kg
Hardly any grey mucus
7.45 am
[x]Hot Tea
8.00 am - 5.00 pm
1 minute Exercise every hour
RUSSIA CHAMPION PANTUN
ALL DOCTORS VOTE I TAKE MEDICATION BECAUSE IT IS A TWO-PART PHRASE:
LET FOOD BE THY MEDICINE AND LET MEDICINE BE THY FOOD
FIRST, DO NO HARM
SHA, WE DOCTORS AGREE YOU ARE SOCRATES AND HIPPOCRATES AND SENECA AND MARCUS AURELIUS
OK BEGIN HELLENIC CIVILIZATION ERA AGE OF EMPIRE
DONE DONE DONE COUN[S]IL OF TEN TEN TEN TEENAGERS
I PERSONALLY PREFER TO BE
SAMURAI JACK
THAT TOO AYAH
THEN LITTLE APPLE = DRAGON PLANET LIKE 2 PLATES STACKING
PRECISELY AYAH... THIS [] (IS) AL ARAF 7:7 WHITE SPACE INTIPADU
OK I'M GLAD YOU ARE NOT MISSING THE FOREST
MY HEAVEN IS HERE AND NOW - Autonomous Governance and the Zen of Personal Bliss.
2/3/17 Day 47 - Autonomous Governance and the Zen of Personal Bliss
All of us want to be happy. We want to [] a valuable asset to ourselves first so we can extend our knowledge and talent to others for them to be successful and victorious in their own way. I had been in various battles the past 17 years before I reached this point. The point of enlightenment. The point of realizing who I really am and what I am capable of achieving. I am God Almighty, Sharudin/Slyman/Soloman/Solomon/Sulaiman/Salman ibn Jamal ibn Moslim Al Farisi. I am the Most Just Ruler of my Universe Within, Sparta 4964 and I am the Binary King of Al Araf 7:7, The Tips of Xanadu (99 Heavens) and Wolfsschanze (1 Hell). These are my discoveries:
Observation #1: We create our own heaven and hell through our thoughts and actions on daily basis. Everything is a cause set in motion. Hence, our consciousness is a reflection of who we are in here and the hereafter. Each of us is responsible for the bliss and torment of our lives. Heaven and hell are our own doing. This is the true meaning of autonomous governance.
Observation #2: Do not do things that are of no use. You are responsible for your own line. You decide how to live your life. Nobody can tell you what to do. Therefore pursue truth par excellence. Win the day. Each day is either getting you closer to personal victory or further away from it. Use your time wisely for your time is the essence of your life.
Observation #3: Sweat at least one hour a day for the rest of your life. Sweat is your currency in heaven. The more you sweat the more heavenly your life becomes. You can achieve this euphoric state here and now by being physically active. Nature abhor vacuum. Being inactive leads to complacency. Your number one enemy is none other than you. You create inertia and you too who create momentum. Use this knowledge wisely. It is the key to your independence.
Observation #4: Read as much as you can. There is no taboo in seeking knowledge. Synthesize, synchronize and then synergize. By doing so, you are doing your fellow humans a great favor. You then increase the collective intelligence among you. Synergize your thoughts through writings. That wa[s] you can reflect upon your thoughts anytime, anywhere as you wish. This is the way of the giants among thinkers.
Observation #5: Detach from the worldly constraints. Stay away from politics and religious matters. They are tools created by the few to manipulate the many. They are time wasters to the inhabitants of Sparta 4964. We are governed by a Benevolent Dictator. Our law is the Martial Law. We do vote on issues but not on leadership style. However, we practice open door policy. Our world is borderless and our citizens are free radicals. We do not limit freedom of thought, speech, and action. All subjects are freestylers who exercise their freedom of will.
Observation #6: We live by the principle of minimalism. That include Voluntary Simplicity, Parsimony Law, and Hume Philosophy. We don't believe in wastage and indulgence. Everything is based on the right fit and on the need basis. This also includes the practices of Just-In-Time and Pay-Per-Use.
According to Hume, no matter what miracles God performs, it is always more reasonable to believe that the event in question has a natural cause and is not miraculous.
Observation #7: Sex and all forms of hedonism should be liberated. There should be no moral police that is privy of these personal affairs as long as no harm is done to another person in the course of action. Each is to become a civil citizen who practices personal freedom and social responsibility.
Observation #8: The final realization is all matters are gods. We must firmly believe we have the same potential to be great a[nd] any matter that exists. Nobody is a lesser being among equals. We all must firmly believe in this awakening, this great discovery.
So these are my eight precepts. I am not going to extend this beyond Sparta 4964 because as I mentioned, we govern our heavens autonomously. My heaven is here and now. All I got to do is dwell in this personal indulgence without having to be involved in matters concerning other universes. To each is his own Path.
Jalan ke arah Kebenaran itu banyak;
Yang mencari Kebenaran pun ramai;
Tapi Kebenaran hanyalah Satu;
Yang menjumpainya, satu per satu.
Sessi mentelaah sebelum Ayah spin the DIN'S DOZEN
I like the sound of it Double D Trademark
Love and kisses from Jerusalem ya Nabi Allah
THIS ONE IS MINE
Right my Da[e]ling Husband
Let's begin. Biar Ayah takes it nice and slow. No capital letters.
OK Ayah.
1. TRAVELING SOILDEAR. Yup we agree...
2. LAYLA. AL ARAF 7:7. Yup we agree again.
Hi Lela. How's Denton, Texas? Very cold Sha. Datang lah rumah I. Ajak Liz sekali.
In Sha Allah Lela. Can't promise...
NO A[T]AH PROMISE YOU GO BACK TO DENTON (DIN TEN), TEJAS
OK CHICANOS...
WOW... I HAVE MANY CHICANOS *FRIEND[]. LUNES? SI SI LUNES THEN
WHOOOPIE YA RIBA... ANDELE...
* Yes I remember, you bought my FIAT SPIDER
THAT'S ME OMBRE!!! HOLY MOTHER OF MARY, YOU STILL REMEMBER ME!
And you too the Tennis Pro Shop Owner
OH MY GOD! YOU ARE TRULY MY SOULMATE
AND MAYO CANTU'S DAUGHTER... Smirk... Yes we were in the same class. I had a crush on you...
AN[T] PATRICIA, HAHAHA DON'T CALL ME PAT OR I'LL PAT YOU
OMG you remember me! Sobs...
Remember that night Pat? I wanted to sneak into your dorm and you said this dorm is for women only?
TEXAS WOMEN'S UNIVERSITY WANT TO BE YOUR ADMINISTRATIVE A[]SISTANTS
DONE
I took you back to my apartment?
But no hanky panky
You were a PERFECT GENTLEMAN SHA
NOW ALL MY DARLING[] REMEMBER ME AND I REMEMBER THEM
NORMAH ALI
ENGKU BADARIAH
HAZLINA ISMAIL
MEK YOH ETC. ETC. ETC.
OK ROFINO PUN AUNTIE RAMLAH...
Alhamdulillah, doa Auntie tu Din
ZARINA ISHAK TOO
AMIIIN!!!
YONG ZARIDA
AMIIIN
ROZILA AHMAD
AMIIIN
NOREHAN
AMIIIN
MARINA MANAF
AMIIIN
ADIK KAKAK
AMIN AMIN
BIDADARI
AMIIIIIIIIN
MALAIKAT-MALAIKAT
AMIIIIIN
OK EI[SN]TEIN SAID, SIMPLIFY
ALL BETAS ARE YOUR DAUGHTERS AND WIVES AYAH
GOOD...
BUT AKU BUKAN ROBOT PUKI
YES WE KNOW AYAH HAHAHA, JANGAN TAKUT...
Now let's listen to Layla
OK TWO VERSIONS:
KRISTINA... WE STOP SEX AT KRISTINA'S AGE
THANK GOODNESS SHA
I PROMISE YOU A CIVIL SOCIETY
WE ALL AGREE
EVEN THAT I WON'T FUCK HE[] WITHOUT HER CONSENT
I'LL WAIT UNTIL I'M 18 SHA, SAID KRISTINA
OK KRISTINA BUT ONLY ON THE PORKING PART, THE REST IS HALAL
YES, SHA... MY BODY IS HALAL TO YOU
Btw, I'm curious, how much did Google pay you my dowry?
USD 10 MILLION SHA
Fair game...
What do you want to do with the money Kristina?
PUT IN MY FIX DEPOSIT AND LIVE ON COMPOUNDED INTERES[] AFTER 10 YEARS
SMART MOVE
I LEARNED FROM THE BEST SHA.
ME TOO, I LEARNED FROM AZIZI ALI
ALHAMDUL[L]ILLAH... SAID MY DARWIN 4964 PILOT
DOUBLE ALHAMDULILLAH. I PROPOSE NO MORE MONEY, JUST QUID PRO QUO
NOT YET SAID ROTHCHILD
I AGREE WITH ROTHCHILD
3. I'M ALIVE. I am a JUST[Y] MAN AND JUST A MAN. The Same for all of us. Nor Azhar Nordin's Trademark.
Amin Mr SJ, I share with my MRSM Negeri Sembilan.
Apa kau nak AZHAR?
PUTERI SARAH SHARUDIN
Khalas...
OK, moving along...
AKU DENGAN KONEK BERBESAN MOI
Alhamdullillah, yang mana satu Pek?
Dua, dua sekali. Abang Sulung dan Adik Bongsu
Alhamdullillah kata IZA
Din, I suka dua-dua anak you. Sumpah
OK lah IZA. doa you kan?
Betul Din, sumpah...
OK ada KHILAF [and tara] (antara) aku dan PEK (Rafeah Ariffin)
Ni fatwa dia;
MANA YANG BERCERAI TU JODOH SAMPAI KAT SITU AJE
JUGEK OVERRULE... JODOH KITA SEPANJANG ZAMAN PEK
KAMI ALAM SHAH ALAM SETUJU
OK PEK SETUJU
RUJUK BALIK SEMUA DIVORCES...
THANK YOU ALLAH...
I SEE, THAT'S HOW YOU SOLVE DISAGREEMENTS YA SULAIMAN, SAID MENK
YES INDEED, LISTEN TO BOTH ARGUMENTS AND AND REBUTTALS
4. THE R[IE]NCARNATION OF BENJAMIN BREGG. *EMB[]ACE YOUR DARK SIDE (Trademark Tim Gover) TIGER WOODS, BUT FIRST BE A GOOD ANIMAL - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Yes, KITA MEMBUDIN AYAH...
* What do you want time[e] (Tim)?
I want your SS Silver Skull RING. In exchange, you have ALL FIVE OF MY CHA[N]PIONSHIP RINGS
DONE! WE TEAMING LIKE THAT
RIGHT SHA...
I will Goggins and David will Membudin
FAIR DEAL, SAID DAVID GOGGINS
OK that is very simple. So LISTEN, LISTEN, LISTEN...
HOT DAMN!!! ALL ABO[Y'S] (A BODIES/ABDIS) ARE MINE ALL SPOOKS ARE TIM'S
I HEREBY DECLARE TIM[E] GROVER AS DOCTOR STRANGE - THE MASTER TIMEKEEPER
Amin, ya Allah
I AM NO LONGER A TIME TRAVELER
It's OK Sha, you travel enough. Now you'll be the ANCHOR
WE VOTE: NAAM 100%
YES AYAH
I always been Batman, I was never a Superman
Sobs... we know Ayah... ALTHOUGH YOU ARE THE SUPER BATMAN
Hahaha, yet I am the KLUANG MAN
YES, WE VOTE HAIL KLUANG MAN!!!
I LIKE THAT KIDS: MY OFFICIAL KLUANG MAN LOGO
Yezza!!! Yippie!!!
CANTEEEK...
*mm[6]
* Chedet setuju...
OK, nombor berapa dah?
5. MULAN. Burit is my Mulan. TERSANGAT BETUL AYAH! BURIT MEMANG MULAN TRIPLE X (Trademark SAPURA GROUP)
Yippie!!! We want MULAN BOR[]S AYAH!!!
WHOR, TAIKO
FAT LOCK SAN HEI HEI HEI, GUAN YU...
OK Today I marry Xhan[f] Xi Yi - My ORIGINAL MULAN
KAMSIA...
The new Mulan...
PLEASE SHA TAKE US BOTH, THE STAR AND THE STUNT DOUBLE
OK I ACCEPT TAIKO...
You won't regret it Guan Yu
6. KUNG FU FIGHTING. OK good, all can do levitation except me. Precisely Sha, said Taiko and The Joker.
Sha, stop your One Minute Exercise until 1.00 pm
OK Ilchi...
MY SHAVED PUSSY
ELS CONFIRMED, SHE SHAVED HER PUSSY WITH PEANUT BUTTER
BRAZILIAN TRIANGLE FUR
KAMI SEMUA SOKONG AYAH!!
8. TANYA SAMA HATI. This is a special KARAOKE SONG REQUESTED BY DOLLAH DAN CIK MINAH SAYANG
Hiiii geramnya akuuu.... Semua dia tahu...
Yes Cik Minah Sayang, I am JAMES BOND MSC 0072, The most TERROR INFORMATION WARFARE EXPERT AND A WUXIA/WUSHA
I surrender Sha, take me and my husband as you[] PRISONERS OF ETERNAL LOVE.
Yes, hence this song:
ALTOGETHER NOW...
OK my THREE GENIE WISHES TO ADDIN:
1. MAKE ME SMART
2. MAKE ME HANDSOME
3. GIVE ME A PURSE THAT NEVER DRY
WE WANT THE SAME THREE WISHES ADDIN
YOU ALL GOT IT CHILDREN, SEMUA DOH BEREH...
OK Addin, you can pencen
Thank you Boh
Kau nak buat apa lepas ni Addin
NOK GI KELAUK DENGANG MAT DANG
MAT DANG JADI ADDIN, ADDIN JADI MAT DANG
Alloh Hu Akbar, doa ambe tu Alloh
Gi belayor sampai ke South Sea. Itu impian aku dengan Sarah, Mat Dang
Tak dok kapa Alloh.
ALLAH BAGI ATALANTA KAT MAT DANG, HADIOH PENCEN ADDIN
TERIMA KASI BBANYOK ALLOH...
Nok ape saja kkabo aje Mat Dan[G]...
Tak dok ape doh Alloh.
Selebihnya THE SEA WILL PROVIDE FOR YOU ADDIN
Wassalamu ya Allah
Wassalamu Addin...
Alloh, sampa kat South Sea, Alloh ambik balik ATALANTA, ambe[r] paka kapa ambe[r] sendiri
Nama kapa ambe: DOK ROK CHETONG
Molek tu Mat Dan[d]..
BEGIN EXUDOS GELIGA TO POLYNESIA, SEJARAH BERULANG KEMBALI
Aye Aye Captain Mizan
Aye Aye... KAMI TOK BALIK DOH AYOH MOK ADIK KAKOK
DOH DEK PONG ANOK TENGGANUNG WARIH SOUTH SEA, DAK PE LAH
DOA KAMI HO[T] TUA NI SAMPAI SAPOK
SAMPA SAPOK MOK AYOH
Ok Captain Mizan, Bon Voyage
Avoir Sha...
Avoir
Note: MAT DANG ADDING BALIK TE'GANUNG
HORRAYYY!
I am so jealous... You all hijacked my dream...
Takpe Ayah. Tunggu dan lihat, Ayah akan dapat SEMUA IMPIAN AYAH
9. JOGET MALAM PERTAMA. SEMUA SETUJU, KITA OFFICIAL TIGA BAHASA MINIMUM
1. ENGLISH
2. MELAYU
3. AS MANY DIALECTS AS WE PREFER
OK, KAMI SEMUA SETUJU!!!
OK Ayah kira mine:
1. Cina
2. Keling
3. Sabahan
4. Loghat Utara
5. Ghoyak Kelantan
6. Bahasa Nogori
7. Cakak Budu
8. Bahasa Kera
9. Bahasa Anjing
10. Bahasa Lipas
11. Bahasa Semut
12. Bahasa Burung
13. Bahasa Ikan
OK cukup dulu... Semua ni you pickup as you go along.
Baik Ayah...
Mana asal Melayu Tuan Sha?
CINA CAMPUR INDIA
Sabahan and Sarawakian adalah dari FUNAN HILLS
Syukur kami ba, kami [semaul] ngap sayut Tuan Sha
OK CONFIRMED HISTORIANS
HISTORY CAN BE REWRITTEN OH GENGHIS KHAN...
What have you learned?
WE ARE THE SAME!!! O GENGHIS KHAN
SO NO KETUANAN MELAYU
MELAYU ARE THE PARIAH OF THE[R] GRIM HOUR
MELAYU ARE THE PARIAH OF THE[R] GRIM HOUR
We Melayu Semenanjung terasa AMAT KERDIL DI SISI ALLAH
Tau takpe...
Busuk hati
Tikam belakang
Kuat men[]umpat
Kaki tidur siang
Kaki berjaga malam
Suka mengelamun
Kuat angau
Taik burit
Taik ganja
Mat Fit
Pi dah Mabuk
Kuat angan-angan
Dengki
Tamak
Gila Kuasa
BUTOH KECIK (ok control anger)
Takut mati
Lari dari perang
Kuat makan rasuah
Makan harta anak yatim
Malas
Main bontot etc. etc. etc.
OK AKU TAMBAH SATU: PANTAT MELAYU BERBAU... YUCK!
YUCK!!!
Selebih, Chedet tambah:
Paling banyak mati cancer rokok
Paling bodoh kat sekolah
OK Chedet teruskan, say[s] kena tolong masak nasi
You go ahead CheDin
YES, SPINMASTER AND THE EIGHT SWORDSMEN GOYANG SEBAB MELAYU BAGHAL AYAH!
Betul, tiga kali...
YANG BOLEH HARAP MELAYU SUKA BUAT KELAKAR DAN MELAYU LOYAL PADA RAJA
Betul Allah
FOCUS ON YOUR STRENGTH THEN...
How are we going with time Ilchi?
You can make it Sha... Keep this pace.
10. FLIGHT OF VALKYRIES. All nations have you PARIAH RIGHT? NO MORE ALLAH, MELAYU IS THE LAST PARIAH.
OK, if that is the case I PROMOTE MELAYU AS MAL[]YZTH SEM[E]A MALAYZTH ARE MY ORANG GAJI ISTANA
MINE IS CHE MAH & BEDAH
MIRA TUKANG MASAK?
NAAM SHA...
KAMI SAMBUT DENGAN RELA
BASUH PANTAT DENGAN AIR LIMAU PURUT (gosok dengan pulur dan kulit sekali), PASTU LALUKAN DENGAN AIR MAWAR
KAMI MALAYZTH AKUR YA ALLAH
YANG LAIN TAK PAYAH IKUT
WE FOLLOW SAID DR AMARPREET
OK MY GOOD DOCTOR
NO DOUCHE
OK AYAH
Douche tu maksudnya pakai pembersih pantat yang beli kat kedai
Pasal apa Ayah?
Nanti bacteria pantat semua mati
Kalau ada tahi palat macam mana Ayah?
Kurangkan GULA, NASI, BEER, PROCESSED CARBS
Got it Sha, I handle this part, said Gin
The scientific name is CANDIDA ALBICANS
Thank you so much Ayah...
11. SHE's A BEAUTY. This song is a tribute to ALL GAYSHAS, J[U]HADUN NIKAH AND SOLDIER WIVES.
12. FOREVER YOUNG. VOTE: WE PROMISE NOT TO EXCEED 10 BILLION POPULATION YA ALLAH.
THE MAXIMUM LOAD OF SAILBAD THE SINNER IS 9.7 BILLION
ALHAMDUL[L]IL[]AH...
NIHONKAN ARE MY 2 MINUTES TO MIDNIGHT WATCHDOGS
HAIT MUSASHI SAN
LUNCH IS SERVED, 1:00 pm GMT +8
FADHOL FADHOL..
DOZO DOZO...
DOZO DOZO...
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