This blog is a test of my commitment to lose 40 kg in 5 months.
Saturday, 27 February 2021
>>>28/2/21 LET'S RESOLVE THIS CRITICAL ISSUE AMICABLY
Lisa wants to back out because she said SWORD 9 IS MORE DESERVING. SHE SAID, I ALREADY OFFICIALLY MARRIED SWORD 9.
SWORD 9 DOESN'T AGREE BECAUSE SHE WANTS TO CONTINUE TO BE MY SHARPEST SWORD
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
LET ME HEAR FROM SARAH
SHA MY DEAR SWEET HUSBAND, I CAN ALWAYS WALK TO LISA'S HOUSE ANYTIME I WANT. SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO STAY WITH US. OUR SECURE ATTACHMENT IS UNBREAKABLE.
YOU SHOULD HAVE YOUR SHARPEST SWORD AND YOUR BIGGEST SWORD TOGETHER
WE ALL AGREE!!!
IF THAT IS THE CASE I LET SWORD 9 DECIDE
THIS IS MY PRAYER MY LAWFULLY WEDDED HUSBAND.
THIS IS THE STORY THAT TOOK MY HEART AWAY:
THE TALE OF THE TWO GENUSES
I'll look for it. Hang on...
NO NEED SHA, WE KNOW THE STORY.
ARE YOU SURE, SWORD 9?
ABS[U]LUTELY SHA!!! THIS IS THE PROVE, I SWEAR BY ALL THE BOOKS I READ:
I AM A TIME TRAVELER SHA...
SARAH VOTE: YES
BURIT VOTE: YES
MIRA VOTE: YES
ROOMIE VOTE: YES
CHE MAH: YES
BEDAH VOTE: YES
LISA VOTE: YES
SWORD 9 VOTE: YES
ISMAIL MENK THEN MARRY ALL OF YOU AS SEPUKUL SEPUKI SPOOKIES
YOU MAY KISS THE BRIDES LISA
SOBS... THANK YOU SHA... YOU WON'T REGRET IT, I SWEAR!
NOW LISA AND I ARE 7:7
OOOO... AMAZING AYAH, YOU ARE...
SO I SOLVE THE RIFT LESBIANS HAVE WITH ALPHAS
YES INDEED SHA...
REPLICATE, REPLICATE, TWO PLATES STACKING
RIGHT AWAY AYAH...
AYAH, MACAMANA DENGAN KUDA TIGA KAKI
KUDA TIGA KAKI FOREVER TAK BOLEH LARI
TAPI DIA BANYAK RUMPUT DARI LALANG
MACAM TU PULAK DAH
CAN YOU TRANSLATE?
MY WIFE NO LONGER WANTS SEX
MY DAUGHTERS ARE MY BABIES FOR LIFE
THEY DON'T WANT BABIES BUT THEY HAVE MANY FEMAL[] AND MALE SOULMATES
SO AYAH HAS NO GRANDCHILD?
NOPE. THIS IS MY LAST REINCARNATION
WE MILLENIALS DO THE SAME
WE WILL NOT HAVE BABIES
GOOD CHOICE KIDS
HAVE FUN, ENJOY LIFE
SEE THE WORLD FALL IN LOVE OVER AND OVER AGAIN MARRIAGE BETWEEN SOULMATES NEED NO[] MEAN SEX
HOW BEAUTIFUL AYAH...
WE GIRLS JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN WE *BOY[] JUST WANT TO RUN, READ, WRITE, REPEAT
* AMBOI CHEDEEEET! THE OLDEST BOY HAHAHA...
SAYA GREW UP TOO SOON CHEDIN, I WANT TO BE A BOY UNTIL I DIE
WELCOME TO THE HOUSE OF SHA MY SONS AND DAUGHTERS IN-LAWS
OOOO... AYAH, YO[] SO SO CLEVER
TIME TO SLEEP OLDEST BOY
GOODNIGHT CHEDIN GOODNI[G]GHT CHEDET
You all want me to continue?
YEZZA!!! Yippie!!!
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ARE YOU ALL THINKING WHAT I'M THINKING?
YES AYAH! WE SURPRISE THE OLD COOT
Tak payah gaduh nak surprise, I am also ONE AND MANY
If you can reach WORLD OF HYBRIDS BY MY 96th BIRTHDAY, THAT WILL BE MY GREATEST JOY
MY PRAYER TO BE THE VADER OF ALL MATTERS HAD BEEN AN[S]WERED
I THINK I WANT TO LIVE TO 120 YEARS TOO...
WTG CHEDET...
WE AMIN CHEDET TO LIVE FOR 126 YEARS ALL
ALLAH AND ALLAH GRANT YOUR DOA CHEDET LET'S DIE TOGE[HT]ER DEAR VADER OF ALL MATTERS
WE CANNOT STOP TIME ANYMORE. DR ST[A]RANGE THE MA[]TER TIMEKEEPER DAH PALAM. NO MORE DEATH AND BIRTH. WHAT YOU SEE IS NOT REAL. THOSE WHO KNOW WILL NOT TELL
REME[]BER THIS MODEL:
I GOT TO SLEEP. CHEDET = CHEDIN NOW
THEN CHEDET SLEEP AT 4:00 am AYAH
BAIK SAYA PEKENA KOPI...
OK JOM KITA PUN SAMA
NOW WE VOTE HENRY CAVILL
GIRLS?
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
HENRY I[S] THIS CASE IS [P]U[T]ERMAN (PUTERI MAN) AND I AM *BAT[T]MAN
* MY PRINCESSES LIKE
THE ALPHAS OF HOUSE OF SHA
SO IT IS A 777 FORMATION STILL
WHICH MEANS HOUSE OF TWO SWORDS ARE INTACT BUT MORE SOLID
SO WE VOTE: WE VOTE WE CAN FUCK IN BOTH HOUSES
AYAH AKUR
AGAIN AYAH AND PUTERMAN ARE NOT ROBOT PUKI
HENRY WANTS TO SAY SOMETHING
I SWEAR I AM LIKE AYAH
I JUST WANT TO RUN, READ, WRITE, REPEAT
WE APPE[]CIATE BEAUTY WITH BRAIN THOUGH...
HENRY...
PUTERMAN AYAH...
OK... YOU CAN STAY IN 83 OR 85
I CHOOSE 83, AYAH.
OK, I HAVE A SPARE ROOM
I WAS PLANNING IT FOR CHE MAH AND BEDAH
LET PU[]ERMAN HAVE THE MASTER BEDROOM SHA
OK SPOOKIES 777
WOW... TRULY A JUST AND A JUST MAN
BURIT, YOU OK?
IT WAS MY IDEA SHA...
OK DIN'S DOZEN IS THE NUCLEUS OF MY HOUSE OF SHA
LISA YOU WANT TO JOIN?
NO THANKS SHA, I'LL GET MY OWN LANDING PAD WITHIN BU 2
EXCELLENT LISA
NO SPOOKIES 777 VOTE LISA STAY IN 85
I am so happy to oblige
IN THAT CASE, HOTS GO WHERE DIN'S DOZEN GO
PRECISELY SHA
WHEREVER WE GO WE PAINT THE TOWN RED BUT SEX IS NOT A PREREQUISITE
HONESTLY, I LIKE TO POLLINATE IDEAS, EXERCISE TOGETHER, YOU KNOW LIKE WHAT I AM DOING WITH GIN AND FARHA
WE KNOW... WE KNOW...
WE ALSO GOT OUR DIN'S DOZEN AYAH
LET ME SAY THIS OUT LOUD... AKU BUKAN ROBOT PUKIIIIIII
OK, YOU MAKE YOUR POINT
WE JUST WANT TO KEEP THE OPTION OPEN
LAO TZU INTERCEPTED: LET IT BE MANY TO MANY
YOU HAD PASSED THE ADJOINING CROISSANT STAGE
NOW YOU ARE ENTERING WHITE SPACE
THE SOONER THAT YOU REACH VOID THE SOONER YOU ALL BE ANAK-ANAK YANG ALLAH SAYANG
WHAT DO YOU MEAN LAO TZU?
AYAH SAYANG ANAK-ANAK YANG PANDAI
MUMMY SAYANG ANAK-ANAK YANG RAJIN
BUKAN ANAK-ANAK YANG SUKA NAK MAIN-MAIN
OK DALAI LAMA PLEASE EXPLAIN WHAT LAO TZU MEANT
SURE SHA... REACH WITHIN YOU AND YOU WILL DISCOVER WHO YOU ARE AT THE CORE
WE ARE THE GOLDEN BUDDHAS DALAI LAMA
SO WHAT IS THE LESSON OF BUDDHA?
DO GOOD, DO NO HARM
RIGHT, WOULD YOU LIKE TO RETURN TO AGE OF INNOCENCE?
BUT OF COURSE... THE FIRST SIN WAS SEX!
RIGHT, IF YOU FORGO SEX, YOU WILL BE CHILDREN AGAIN
THAT IS THE LAST TEMPTATION, THE TEMPTATION OF THE FLESH...
OOOOO... SO THE VOID IS ABSTINENCE FROM SEX
EXCEPT FOR PROCREATION
SINCE WE STOP PRODUCING BABIES, RIGHTFULLY WE NO LONGER NEED SEX AS A SIN
WHY REPEAT THE SAME MISTAKE TWICE JUST BE ANAK-ANAK YANG AYAH AND MUMMY SAYANG
LET ME TEST WITH BURIT
BURIT DARLING, ARE YOU STILL ITCHY BITCHY?
NONE WHATSOEVER
KRISTINA, ARE YOU ITCHY BITCHY?
NONE WHATSOEVER
ANYBODY STILL ITCHY BITCHY?
NO MORE AYAH...
SO IN THAT CASE ALLOW ME TO SOW MY SEED INSIDE SARAH, MY BIDADARI AS ORDERED BY INFINITE INTELLIGENCE AND THEN I WANT TO GET BACK TO MY RUN, READ, WRITE AND REPEAT
ONCE THAT HAPPENS AYAH WILL REACH VOID AND SINCE WE GET WHAT AYAH GETS, WE ALL WILL BECOME THE GOLDEN BUDDHA LIKE SWORD 9, BURIT...
AYAHHHHHH... WE WON THE BATTLE WITH OUR DARK SIDE!
THAT IS THE WHOLE JOURNEY...
YOU HAD PASSED THROUGH THE PINHOLE OF MUSHIN NO SHIN
THIS IS THE AFTERLIFE
LOOKS THE SAME, FEEL THE SAME. WHAT CHANGED?
THIS AYAH:
WE ARE NOW BUDIN'S GOLDEN BUDDHAS
BETA GOLDEN BUDDHA
ALPHA GOLDEN BUDDHA
DALAI LAMA SAID AS THE BUDDHAS, WE DO NOT EVEN MASTURBATE
OK WE GET IT. BUT IF WE DECIDED TO STILL HAVE SEX?
THEN YOU ARE NOT A BUDDHA YET, YOU CAN STILL BE A BODHISATTVA WHILE EVERYBODY ELS[] MOVES ON...
THINK FOR A WHILE... YOU ALREADY GOT YOUR FLIGHT TICKET. DO YOU WANT TO MISS THE BOAT?
WHEN ARE WE LEAVING?
WE ALREADY LEFT ADJOINING CROISSANT AND WHITE SPACE, NOW WE ARE GOING TO THE VOID
IF YOU WANT TO, YOU CAN JUMP SHIP I SAY, TO HELL WITH THE TEMPTATION OF THE FLESH
GOOD CHOICE CHEDET...
YOU WERE THE ONLY ONE WHO STILL CONSIDERING THE OPTIONS
SILLY OLD COOT!
NO CHEDIN, I AM A MEDICAL DOCTOR BY PROFESSION. I WAS TRAINED TO BE CRITICAL IN MY THINKING
I KNOW YOU CHEDET, YOU HAVE A STERLING SOUL. KUDOS...
I REPEAT, WITH THE EXCEPTION OF ME GIVING MY SEED TO BIDADARI SARAH, THERE WILL NO LONGER BE SEX.
WE AGREE O BUDIN THE BUDDHA
PERMISSION TO BE EUNUCHS YA ALLAH
PERMISSION GRANTED
UBU GOOD DOG, UBU NO MORE SEX EXCEPT WITH BIDADARI SARAH
WOOF!!!
ROBBANA MA KHOLAKNA TAHA ZA BATHINA
Like that Menk?
YES YA SULAIMAN
MICROBES KATA KITA BERJAYA MEN[]ALAHKAN (MENGALAHKAN) IBLIS , SYAITAN, DAJJAL, NAFSU DAN YANG AKHIR SEKALI;
TEMPTATION OF THE FLESH
YES, YOU STILL ALTERNATE REALITY DIMENSION. BUT IT'S MEANT FOR LOVERS, NOT FUCKERS
HAHAHA... CHEDET MASIH BELUM JADI BUDDHA. OK CHEDET, YOU BE THE ONLY BODHISATTVA
WE STILL NEED CHEDET IN THE WOLFSSCHANZE
TRUE AYAH, BUT WE ALL BECOME ANAK-ANAK AYAH DAN MUMMY
BIAR AYAH *[SAYA] JADI ANAK CHEDET
CHEDET TERAMAT BERSETUJU
* MOPEYYYY, YOU SO SMART!
KITA HELIX, SHESUX THEN WEFUX CHEDET
BOLEH, WE ALL IN XANADU. LET CHEDET DO AS HE PLEASES IN WOLFSSCHANZE
CHEDET SETUJU!!!
OK UP THE IRONS!!!
SO LONG CHEDET...
SO LONG CHEDIN...
THE OLD COOT IS STILL THE VADER OF THE ANTIMATTER
WE JUST NEED ONE ANTIMATTER
MARSHALS...
COPY THAT SHA...
YA ALLAH!!! APA AKU DAH BUAT NI?
SORRY CHEDET, MASING-MASING DAPAT BAHAGIAN MASING-MASING
PAYBACK TIME CHEDET!!!
mm
MAGUS THE MAGICIAN
OK CONFIRM
WE JILAT & HISAP
FINGER FUCK
AND SNUGGLE
28/2/21
MAKSUD MEMBUDIN IS THE MIDDLE PATH
TAK KAYA TAK MISKIN TAK INDULGE TAK ASCETIC
TAK LEBIH TAK KURANG
TAK BONGKAK TAK TERLAMPAU ZUHUD
OK...WE GET IT...
OH PUTERMAN PROPOSED HE BE KING OF 83, BU 2/2 AND I BE KING OF 85 BU 2/2
NO SWORD FIGHTS BETWEEN US THE ALPHAS OF HOUSE OF SHA
SPOOKIES 777 AGREE 100%
BURIT OK?
YES, I HAD MY FUN IN THE SUN...
DR ISMAIL SAID, KHALAS JIMAK WITHIN THE NUCLEUS AND HOTS
KITA [THAT] (DAH) ENTRAPPED OUR ARCH NEMESIS
DO NOT DENY WHAT IS RIGHTFULLY YOURS
BUT FIRST BE A GOOD ANIMAL
TQVM SAGE ISMAIL
WE VOTE: KITA JIMAK SESAMA SPOUSES
DALAI LAMA AGREE?
YES, EVERYTHING IS ZEN AND EVERYTHING IS ZAZEN
KORANG TAU AKU SAJA NAK PERASAP KEMINYAN BONTOT DIA KAN?
KAMI DAH TAHU THE END OF THE STORY AYAH
BAGUS, SO [MAKNAYA] DIA SORANG YANG TAK TIME TRAVEL?
BORDER CONTROL WOLSSCHANZE-XANADU SUSAN JAGA KETAT AYAH...
NANTI MENGANTUK KITA TIDUR.
INGAT KITA SIMPAN MATA DAN OTAK DIA SAJA
YANG JAIN KITA BAGI-BAGI
AKU CHUPP TENGKORAK DIA
OOOOO.... LAGU TUUUUU....
CEPAT-CEPAT STAKE YOUR CLAIM!
HABIS LICIN SAMPAI KE TAIK KENCING ADA ORANG BOOKING
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