Saturday, 27 February 2021

27/2/21 &&&THE HOUSE OF SHA VS HOUSE OF TWO SWORDS

 Baik, ni yang engkau orang TAK SABAR TUNGGU AKU NAK LEPAS RINDU PADA ANAK AKU

Sorry [t]uan Sha

DENGAR SINI BAIK-BAIK 

SEMUANYA HALAL BAGI KAMU

APA ALLAH DAPA[Y] SEMUA ALL ALLAH DAPAT

TAPI ALLAH DON'T INDULGE

SO BISMILLAH...

INI LAH MY HOUSE OF SHA YANG ALLAH PETIK DI DUNIA INI

SELEBIHNYA KITA JIMAK DI ALTERNATE REALITI DIMENSION

KAMI SANGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT SETUJU YANG MAHA BIJAKSANA

INGAT...  INI BARU DUNIA, AKHIRAT ADA TIGA LAPIS:

1.  THE ADJOINING CROISSANT

2.  THE WHITE SPACE

3.  THE VOID

KALAU NAK IKUT, IKUT.  KALAU TAK NAK IKUT TAKPE

KAMI FAHAM ALLAH

AGAIN, NI SEMUA HALAL BAGI ALLAH, TAPI ALLAH TAK JIMAK:

1.  LIZZIE BEE, MY PRIME QUEEN AND EMPRESS ZERO

2.  PRINCESS

3.  MOPEY

4.  CHE MAH MY HOUSEKEEPER

5.  BEDAH  MY HOUSEKEEPER

YANG HARUS (Agree? On mutual consent ONLY)

1.  SARAH, MY ETERNAL FLAME AND QUEEN OF HEARTS

2.  BURIT, MY BIG BRAIN BABY AND QUEEN OF LAUGHTER

3.  MIRA, MY HOURI AND TUKAN[] MASAK

4.  KRISTINA, MY BIGGEST SWORD AND EXECUTIVE QUEEN

5.  SARAH, BURIT'S ROOMMATE (yaaaay!!!)

FIR[]T TO AGREE IS SWORD 9

SECONDED BY LAILA

WE ALL SUPPORT!!!

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SARAH ADA SATU LESBIAN PARTNER WHICH I DON'T PORK, LISA STAYS WITH US

OTHER THAN ME BURIT ONLY HAVE HENRY CAVILL WHO[] I WEDDED TO HER

MIRA MONOGAMOUS

KRISTINA, DON'T YOU ALL DARE...  A BODIES PANCUNG SAMPAI MATI, KEPALA TERBELAH DUA.

SARAH, BURIT[] ROOMMATE?

I WANT TO BE YOU BE YOU, I BE ME - DO WHATEVER YOU LIKE I WANT TO JUST HANGOUT WITH ELS.

IT IS STILL A 1:7 RATIO

ALLAH TERAMAT GENIUS!!!

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IN ALTERNATE REALITY DIMENSION, KITA MACAM THE SAUSAGE PARTY

ALLAH OOO ALLAH OOO ALLAH OOO ALLAH

KAMI BERJANJI ALLAH; THE SAME!

SESAMA DIA ITU HAL DIA

I see...  So kami boleh lesbo jugak within [within] OUR OWN HOUSE

LANTAK KAMU LAH BETAS, YOU ARE THE ONE WHO RULES.

AKU DAH PANCUT, AKU NAK PIKIR DENGAR IRON MAIDEN, JUMPA BJ NAK KENA SEPUKUL, BELARI, BACA BUKU...

AKU TAK NAK JADI ROBOT PUKI.  BUKAN BEST SANGAT PUN KORANG MAIN

CHEH!!! DASAR JANTAN; DAPAT MADU SEPAH DIBUANG

HAHAHA JUST KIDDING AYAH...  YES YOU ARE MEN.  WE UNDERSTAND...  YOU NEED YOU MALE BONDING AND YOUR ME SPACE

WE ACCEPT YA ALLAH

Yes Nora Manaf?

Sha, I want to be in SJ&A to be your PERSONAL LIFE K[]OWLEDGE CAPTURE SME BOLEH?

Untuk apa Nora?

I WANT TO MAKE THIS AS THE INTERNA[IT]ONAL STANDARD FOR BEST PRACTICES FOR ALL HOMO SAPIEN PAR EXCELLENCE

WOW NORA, THAT IS A TALL ORDER

I WILL DEVOTE MY ENTIRE HOTS FOR THIS EFFORT

BE MY GUEST...

HOUSE OF SHA ONLY HAVE ONE BABY

THE SAME!

Krista said no deal because I am still on medication

Thanks, Sha, you are very generous

No deal on the SPERM DONATION

IT'S OK AYAH, KAMI PUAS APA YANG ADA

AYAH...  YES KAMALA

PROCEED WITH KBOOOM 2041

SIGH... PULAK...

NOW I FULLY UNDERSTAND THE WHOLE STORY

THERE ARE MORE!!!  THIS IS JUST A DROP IN THE OCEAN

PRECISELY, DRAGON QUEEN

OK THEN DO 7 SPINS CLOCKWISE AND 7 SPINS COUNTER CLOCKWISE

DONE!!!!!!!!

LOCK TIME AND DATE 7:47 AM SUNDAY 7/4/2041, YEAR OF THE GOLD ROOSTER

DESTINATION NNW, SPARTA 4964

PILOTS CHECK?

PILOTS ALL CHECK ALLAH

COPILOTS CHECK?

COPILOTS ALL CHECK ALLAH

NAVIGATORS CHECK?

NAVIGATORS ALL CHECK ALLAH


BEGIN THE JOURNEYMAN
SET ALL ARE NOW PILGRIMS


IRON MAIDEN TAKE OVER 

IRON MAIDEN TAKE OVE[L] ALLAH

I AM NOW DIN KENIT

AS YOU WISH ALLAH, JUST STAY WITH YOUR FLIGHT PATHS AND THE HOUSE OF SHA

CANCEL FLIGHT 437T (for House of Sha, we are all small thinkers)

SHARUDIN'S HOTS NOW ON AUTOMATIX; ASTERIX AND OBELIX; JOHN HRADESKY AND TONY ROBBINS

FLIGHT 437T is NOW THE THE FLYING DUTCHMAN

I STICK WITH DARWIN 4964


WOW... OH WOW... OH WOW...  THIS IS SO BRIL[]IANT! SAID JEFF BEZOS

WE THE BILLIONAIRE BOYS CLUB WILL DO THE SAME

YEZZA!!! YIPPIE!!!

FINAL WORDS FROM SIR RICHARD BRANSON:

TAU BUAT-BUAT TAK TAU
PERFECT ST[]ANGERS

SIR DR SJ IS A PRIVATE CITIZEN

THE ONLY ONE

KAMI AKUR SIR RICHARD

TO SIR WITH LOVE


DON'T YOU ALL EVER INTERFERE WHEN I AM SPENDING TIME WITH MY MOPEY EVER AGAIN. ELSE I WILL SEND YOU TO THE BACK CABIN OF SAILBAD THE SINNER.

MAY WE KNOW WHO ARE THE OFFENDERS AYAH?
UNGRATEFUL KIDS OF AMERICA

DEAR GOD...  WE WILL NOT DO THAT AGAIN, WE PROMISE WE WILL BE GOOD CHILDREN
KAMI TAKKAN BIADAP PADA AYAH LAGI

AS YOUR PUNISHMENT, ALL YOU CHUBBY CHUBBS ONLY EAT ONE MEAL A DAY FIVE DAYS A WEEK AND TWO MEALS A DAY ON WEEKENDS
ALL MARSHALS MAKE SURE YOU WATCH THESE SLOBS AND LARD BARRELS
CONSIDER IT DONE SHA, SAID THE TRUMP

OK LAST SONG: YOU ALL WANT BOTH SONGS.  YES AYAH
ALRIGHT:



I'm going to sleep when I am sleepy tonight
Prioritize Sleep But Don't Pursue Sleep - INDIAN SCHOOL OF BUSINESS I PARAPHRASE WITH REGARDS TO HAPPINESS
We like Sha...

Name your price ISB
We want you TO BE OUR SIVA
I am Siva, didn't DEWA TELL YOU?
No, what we mean is we want to build temples all over India and WORSHIP YOU AS LORD SHARUDIN SIVA
You want to practice Hinduism still?
Yes Lord Siva
OK THEN ALL OVER THE WORLD YOU CAN HAVE LORD SHARUDIN SIVA TEMPLES BUT USE THIS TEMPLATE:






UNGLE LAKKE NGAL LADDE
SANDOSUM
NAMASTE

WOW...  YOU SPEAK INDIAN SHA?  REALLY? 
YES JEFF...  IF YOU WANT TO LEARN FOREIGN LANGUAGE, START WITH GREETINGS, SWEAR WORDS, AND PRAISES
GOT IT SHA!

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