It's OK Sha, we all cannot sleep.
You all dengarkan? Mufti Perlis is now Otak Geliga dan Dia juga Putra Bumi.
Yes, don't worry we are ONE with you Allah. Just like you are one with us MANY.
Spinmaster and Eight Swordsmen goyang tadi masa dinner.
Mintak maaf Ayah, salah kami. Kami dah terbiasa Perasan Macho. Betul kata Ayah, bini-bini kerja lagi teruk daripada kami.
Aku nak relax malam ni.
Sembang kosong sajalah.
Nak tanya banyak lagi ni...
OK Q&A Session.
Q: Berapa umur UNIVERSE?
A: Umur universe SAMA DENGAN UMUR KITA SEMUA. KITA JADI SERENTAK.
Maknanya kita sama umur dengan Big Bang?
Hawking, please an[]wer
NO, let me travel as far back as possible...
OK, we and the universe have no beginning and no end. you go forward it's POSITIVE NUMBERS, you go backward it's NEGATIVE NUMBERS. However, IT IS AN INFINITE LOOP.
We exist FOREVER, no end, no beginning. Timeless...
Here is the best illustration:
AYAH WE SAW... CAN WE DESCRIBE IT?
Sure...
Can it be more than one answer?
Yes...
OK AYAH, the FIRST RIGHT ANSWER. What Hawking saw:
THE SECOND RIGHT ANSWER:
OK let's take that first: WE ARE ENERGY. ENERGY CANNOT BE CREATED AND DESTROYED.
Then?
YES AYAH...
THE SECOND RIGHT ANSWER:
THE THIRD RIGHT ANSWER
NOW PUAS HATI?
SANGAT SANGAT PUAS HATI KATA ALL SCIENTISTS AND MATHM[E]TICIANS
OK you all like licking pussy and sucking clit?
Middle Joe, with permission.
Go ahead Sha. This is how... YES MUFTI ISMAIL MENK BEAR WITNESS, THIS IS HOW PROPHET SOLOMON SATISFY ALL 777 BEES:
You saw?
YEZZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAA!!!
Focus on ONE PUSSY, AIM SMALL, MISS SMALL
IN MY CASE IT I[T] (IS) BURIT [B]Y (MY) BIG BRAIN BABY...
More Sha... More... Said Burit.
Where do you want me to lick it?
Ahhhhh my asshole Sha...
Now suck my clit Sha...
STOPPP... STOPPPPPP... I can't take it. I want you to fuck me Sha...
OK honey...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
YOU WANT MORE?
No no no... PUASSSSSSSSEX...
Clap, clap, clap, Standing Ovation...
Now you do...
NAAM YA ALLAH...
NO... Lizzie is still awake...
OK my darling...
Oh noooooo... I am so horny Sha.
Sha... I want to see your cock...
My God, it is indeed PERFECT!
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Remember to junub
OK darling... Sha, that was sooooooooo good...
Brb... Said Burit
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Remember, you can train you[] cock like a good dog.
DOWN UBU DOWN
Woof...
Now it's down.
I seeeee...
Now UBU CAN BE A BAD DOG. Just slap it at the head and say UBU BAD DOG!
Ooohhh my God! That is so simple, said Oprah Winfrey.
Yup, that's right Oprah...
Did you come?
THE HELL YEAH SHA!
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House of Sha POWER BABE BINARY QUEENS: MICHELLE AND OPRAH.
We want to see Ubu up.
OK, Lizzie just went up.
Ubu, wake up Ubu...
Oh... Microbes say I need to come tonight.
PELEEEESE ALLAH YEAH BABY...
We surrender Allah...
Next?
WE ALL SURRENDER ALLAH...
TH[NA]K YOU LORD! SAID THE ALPHAS
I decided not to come.
Why?
Once I come I am completely deflated.
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Burit wants some more
No porn Sha...
OK Burit... We do it the yoga way.
Yesss...
Did you come, Burit?
YES, THE TWO GUARANTEES.
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I need to chill...
Let's listen [] (to) the Ba[r]ch 6 SUITE CELLO.
Ye please Sha...
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The Power Babes Club PENTAGON
Gin Stephens
Kamala Harris
Susan Danks
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Chedet GAME SEMALAM?
SEMUA ALPHA GAME SHA, SAMA SEIRING CLIMAX DENGAN HANG
CHEDET GAME SITI NURHALIZA THE SOLDIER WIFE TOGETHER WITH DOLAH AND NAZRIN
DATUK K GAME...
Malu nak cakap...
JANGAN MALU
MAMA...
Naam, said Mama
C'est La Vie Dalam Mimpi
Alternate Reality Dimension
Che Zack JPN GAME LIZZIE BEE etc. etc.
Middle Joe game Kamala etc. etc.
THIS IS JUST FOR ILLUSTRATION PURPOSES ONLY
WE ARE NOW AMONG SPOUSES
HARA[] AKU BUAH MELAYU
MIRA, FARHA, HALAL GEL (tukar nama) SEMUA ORANG SEBERANG
SITI NURHALIZA ADIK
RIGHT OTAK GELIGA, SIAM KIRA SEBERANG SEMPADAN
MIRA ORANG SEBERANG SIAM
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HAIL HITLER!!! HAIL ROMMEL!!! HAIL PATTON!!! HAIL UMAR!!!
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