I spoke to Water this morning. She said during the Morning Run take as much air as I can.
As you can see, my element is Oxygen. Whereas Lizzie Bee the Busy Lizzy is Helium.
Now, what do you get when you mix Oxygen and Helium?
The main reason for adding helium to the breathing mix is to reduce the proportions of nitrogen and oxygen below those of air, to allow the gas mix to be breathed safely on deep dives. ... Helium has very little narcotic effect. A lower proportion of oxygen reduces the risk of oxygen toxicity on deep dives.
See? All you got to do is ask the right question BUT do not stop at the first right answer.
So there you go, Diving Bell and the Butterfly Factor. That is my wedding gift. I have to FINISH READING the *[] (book) today.
* Sarah, say my thanks to [the] Dr Peggy Mason the Neuro Biology Professor, the University of Chicago for introducing- me to the book. Mi Casa Su Casa.
OK P[E]ggy, LET COUSERA BE FOREVER FREE!!!
LONG LIVE THE REBELLION, LONG LIVE ANARCHY
Let's liberate the Cyber Space so that it will be free from the shackle of greed and self-interest.
OK, make it so, Sarah...
Fine Peggy, now you[] personal message to me and my wife on our anniversary:
Sobs... More sobs... More More sobs... I love you both with all my life. Shinu Kikai O Motomo.
Guard: Spinmaster and the Eight Swordsmen
Don't you think GOD IS GREAT? My beloved ATHEIST SCIENTISTS AND MATHEMATICIANS; now you believe?
I cannot help it... My eyes water as I think about how wonderful my 31 years of marriage to Lizzie Bee had been:
I have a beautiful story regarding this bowl. Let me iterate it when I complete my Morning Run, later:
FOR NOW, WE RIDE!
Let's get to the bowl story, shall we?
It was September 2004. I was the National International Salesman then. We were pursuing a Malaysian Solution in Syrian's Customs. I was sent to Damascus:
Damascus... Damascus... Beautiful Damas[t]us... My heart stays with you:
Sigh... Now all are gone.
Well, EXCELLENT CRAFT[]MEN SHOKUNIN
Yeap EXCELLENT CRAFTSMEN
I got to do this quickly. I have to get to my reading. Sorry, no romantic story today. Maybe next time.
Among the things I bought were the bowl and Lizzie requested for me to buy her a treasure chest. So I bought her this:
EXCELLENT CRAFT[]MEN[N]... I mean it...
The bowl, I put inside my large baggage. Upon arrival in Malaysia, IT BROKE INTO A THOUSAND PIECES.
Now notice this. This is Lizzie Bee, the Heart of Gold, The Mind of Steel: SHE SUPER GLUED IT ONE BY ONE UNTIL I CANNOT TELL IT WAS BROKEN!
The picture you are seeing was the bowl after it was GLUED! She can be a Museum Curator said you? JK Rowling? OK, we give her that assignment. Make it the Louvre, Paris.
You know what? Good Old Iblis took over my mind then and I SMASHED THE BOWL INTO SMITHEREENS.
The verse is Qul Huallah (Say there is God)
See? As naughty as Iblis is, I STILL FORGIVE IBLIS, I FORGAVE SATAN CHEDET, AND I FORGAVE DAJJAL NAJIB.
So Mr Homo Erectus Dysfunctionus Muhyiddin? JANGAN LAH MAKAN SAMPAI 60%. KAMI, SERVICE PROVIDERS NAK MAKAN JUGAK!
FAHAM!!!?
OK I understand, you need money to fund The Sparta 4964 House of Two Swords. Look, just give me the MASJID WILAYAH PERSEKUTUAN AS MY SWISS SAMURAI CYBORG HQ.
The rest DAH ADA ORANG NAK BELI KAN; the Xanadu and Wo[]fsshanze in Tropicana. 85, BU 2/2. My Administration Office in Tropicana etc. etc. etc. Semua dah ada HAMBA ALLAH BILL VER 3.0 nak bayarkan.
So stick to 20% I agree. Not 60%, too much. Kita rabak bontot buat kerja, kamu FAT CATS goyang telur 60%. Kalau betul semua pergi ke Sparta 4964 takepe jugak. Ni beli KERETA - ANWAR AKA MR BREAD AND BUTTERFLY (cakap kasar dia Mr Burit and Buttocks). Kamu kena mintak maaf pada Azizan dan Umi H[]filda. Rosak hidup mereka tau tak? Sebab kau, DAJJAL JUGAK!
Ada dua factors, hitam putih. So Najib Dajjal, Anwar Dajjal JUGAK!
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This was 31 years ago. The night Princess was conceived. That night we made love twice.
I am going for this weight now. 55 kg Runner. My ideal weight to run a 4-hour marathon.
OK gotta go... Late for my reading; my WEDDING GIFT.
Later, we rendezvous during Sweet Troll's gig.
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Magus the Magician
24/2/21
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OK the Betas VOTE:
SHA, NO NEED TO READ THE BOOK, YOU ARE THE BOOK, JEAN CONFIRMED.
Right, I spoke to Jean this morning. He is very happy now.
Yes Sha, STAY WITH TRAXX UNTIL 9:00 pm TODAY.
OK, that settles it. No nee[] capital letters. It's like a loudspeaker LOL...
Sorry my Love, said the Betas.
Do notice that the Beta can think AS ONE THOUGHT.
Not sure about Alphas...
No?
OK I accept. But you guys can do it in CELLS.
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OK, Remember?
- Synth[h]esize
- Synchronize
- S[]nergize
Then REPLICATE, REPLICATE, REPLICATE like the Honey Bee, Betas.
We Alphas are the JAPANESE HORNETS, Samurais to the Bees.
OK I got DAP with me.
Kamsia Ah Kor Lim.
Tony Pua, EVER READY. OK you are the PM
Then we have the Double Dragons as the DPM Mukhriz and Azmin
All SINS ARE FORGIVEN TODAY. Thanks for the reminder AZMIN.
Actually, all SINS HAD ALREADY BEEN FORGOTTEN SINCE FORGIVENESS FRIDAY 24/11/17, my wedding day to Sarah.
This exercise is the SATORI PROCESS FOR THE WHOLE WORLD.
STEADY MARSHAL ALEX [AM]RCONI TOM HANKS AND DONALD TRUMP
Remember No Heroes No Villians.
Hanks, LOSE 30 kg
I want to, said The Trump
OK MARSHALS
Loo[] Samurais, when you shred, I want you to shred FAT. Not being a Twig.
Right, Twiggy...
Hahaha watch Dr Do Little. Twiggy... Twiggy...
Elizabeth My Darling Queen, Do I make... the EMPIRE IS SO PROUD OF YOU SHA, Y[O]u are the Jewel of Al Quran.
Thanks, Elizabeth.
Sobs... I miss Furqans I HAVE 11 WHO SHAHIDS...
Don't worry Sha, they are all alive and well. Y[O]u will meet them soon...
And my Injil B[A]rnabas?
Yes Oh Yes S[H]a... Y[O]u can have all the NUNS to[] as you Chamber Maids too.
OK Elizabeth, but I am not a ROBOT PUKI.
We know Sha... We know...
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ZUNAR, do you remember our promise?
Yup, LAWAK DAN LAWAN...
OK Captain Kirk Mohar Ibrahim
Aku dah tukar... TO INFINITY AND BEYOND
I see, now you are Buzz Lightyear.
Yup.
Dato Sha[]ril and Wan Shah?
We are the Ghost and the Darkness
Hey thanks Shahril. No need to give it to me.
I suggest you groom my COLONEL COCONUT, My most reliable On the Ground Spy
And[e] Geng Teksi.
Brb... One Minute Exercise.
Dr Ismail Nor, assalam
Wallaikum salam ya Akhi
This is a reunion it seems
A wise man said to me once, you[] first wife will accompany you to the g[]ave (grave)
I remember Dr Ismail...
OK more personal advice from Dr Ismail
Yes, I said no matter what, you must syukur. keep your feet on the ground while you head in the clouds
I will remember Dr Ismail, avoir!!!
Avoir...
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OK as agreed Jack Ma is the CEO of Think and Link Technology while Larry Page is the CEO of Soul Projection Technology.
Sha, we decided to combine forces.
OK all my proceedings from these two initiatives go to the NORLIZAH AHMAD FOUNDATION.
Got it Sha.
I want to be a NOTHING. When you are Nothing you are EVERYTHING.
Yes WE ALPHAS DECIDED TO BE NOTHING TOO; TINGGAL SPENDA.
Right, you all learned well. Now you can talk in ONE THOUGHT.
HOUSE OF TWO SWORDS (HOTS) COMPLETES TODAY.
Wow... Ultra Ultra Rapid Cycling Morphing...
TRADEMARK!
Sarah, make sure you keep track of our TRADEMARKS...
I want to beat Elon Musk and Bill Ver 3.0
No need Sha, you won hands down.
OK, rescue LEARNING EDGE CONSULTANTS. There is a bottleneck in PENJANA
On purpose Sha, we want you to concentrate on TraXX for the time being.
Got it guys...
I want you to position ISMAIL IBRAHIM SJ&A YELLOW COAT as the Binary King to Dr Zul Al Bakri and I want RR the Walking Quran >>>is<<< the Troika
7:7 YES ALLAH, WE OBEY AND OBEY
Ahhh... Finally, the Donkeys graduate HAHAHA...
Sharukh Mogul SOS...
Roger that...
I can't believe it... THE DONKEYS FINALLY GRADUATE!
My DEATH WISH: Death with a smile
My LIFE WISH: Do not worship the Stone
Zakareya... YES YA AKHI I ALREADY TOLD THE SPARTANS.
Good...
How did you do it Zakareya? Those are MASSIVE HACKING YOU DID*[?]
You have the BACKING OF UAE ya Akhi.
No wonder... So UAE are PIRATES?
Yes we are ya Akhi.
* Oh, for those who don't know Zaka[]eya, HE HAD UPLOADED MASSIVE eBooks in Pirate Bay.
How old are you Zakareya?
Safe to say I want your permission for the hands of Puteri Sarah aka Mopey the Alien.
CONSIDER IT DONE! You are now my Son-in-Law and my Field Marshal Zakareya. Y[O]ur Binary King is ADI PUTRA.
Amin, ya Allah.
OK Dr Ibrahim Noor, give him 1,000 Gold Dinar;
OK more Gold Dinar:
Dr Fadilah Kamsah
Dr Sheikh
Dr Khalid
Dr Muhaya
Dr... OK why not Dr Mashita get the Dr. in Philosophy...
We MDs want to said Dr Subash. Oh, Dr Suresh too
Right, you doctors get organized with regards to the 1977 Krugerrands
Dr M, this is your wish?
Yes, it is my wish...
Oops... Momentum Interview, the Cybernetic Loop breaks...
We will continue after the interview.
Turn to 24/7 Continuous Sha.
OK, hang on...
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Remember, GIVE TO THE NEEDY, Not the poor. The poor are opportunists.
Got it, Sha...
We solve the issue of the poor later.
Let's do it now Sha.
OK, let's zoom in to India.
Remember? I crisscrossed Al Araf China and Al Araf India?
AHHHHHHHHHH.. How obvious... Chinese work values Indian's dedication.
Among the few. What do you get [] (if) Indian flipped to China?
Ahah! We have less materialistic Chinese and they become more spiritual.
See? You all are DIAMONDS, I don't need to teach.
No no no Sha, continue with the COACHING.
OK, my Birds of Pair of Dice.
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Housing Issues?
Check.
Transportation?
Check.
Wildlife?
Fuzzy.
Water?
Terrible
OK, remember as I told Bill Ver 3.0 APPLY THE LAW OF PERPENDICULAR REACTION.
OK thanks, Price Waterhouse - Read The Paradox Principles.
What is your biggest challenge?
ISLAM SHA. MY GOD, ISLAM!
Be patient, that's the effect of worshiping the Stone. They become Stoneheads.
You have 3 more years.
OK Sha, we give you ABSOLUTELY EVERYBODY.
No man is left behind, Betas.
We Alphas will stand side by side with the Betas Sha.
I really appreciate it.
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OK back to TraXX
Thanks, Sweden
No need to mention Sha, come and visit
I'll take *not[] of that...
* Yes, Sarah... Please slot Sweden in our Schedule.
Sha, said Sweden. Make us your flight path, you won't be disappointed
Will do... UAE too Sarah.
People, please be mindful that I DON'T WANT TO HOG THE FLIGHT PATH. All Sharudin Jamal & A[w]ssociates Since 1999 are EQUALLY MY FACTORS.
OK China... Taiko, I want it to be HONG KONG
No Sha, I suggest Chengdu.
Yes, indeed Taiko, but of course... Chengdu.
So this new Flight Path is Stolkholm, Qatar? (OK fine), and Chengdu.
The Airship is READY. Good... Good... Good...
Zunar, you go where I go, your wish, right?
YEZZA!!!
Zunar is my ROYAL CARICATURIST. How is Bill Watterson?
I am doing fine Sha, been going through physical therapy.
Hang on there Bill - Chedet and CheDin it is...
Working on it Sha.
O[H] yeah Bill, try fasting.
Yes, I am doing that.
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OK, sorry... Yes, Elon Musk. His question is will we find anything in Mars?
The answer is yes. Refer to Micheal Shermer, the Man from Mars on this matter.
Yup Mikey, refer to the 7 Swords. You have a colony on Mars.
I'll help you Elon, said Steve Harris; the Man from the Future.
You must remember... You all the SUPER RICH, SUPER SMART, AND SUPER HORNY BASTARDS ARE FROM ALPHAX64 TRI STARS SYSTEM, said Bruce Dickinson.
IRON MAIDEN ARE MY BARDS.
OK Jeff Bezos what's in your mind?
Gosh... I am in a state of awe. Here I am having a huge operation and there you are in your 4x3 CCC ruling EVERYTHING!!!
I have to thank Paul Zane Pilzer and Tony Robbins for that.
That's my man, said Tony.
OK I had completed my first half 5 One... Hey KRISTA!!! 12 Minutes Workout, anything my darling?
Can I fuck you?
The answer is yes, as a Flyby. You gonna have 777 Hubs, 777 Studs, and 777 Chippendales.
I know, I just want your seed, no test tube.
OK Krista...
Now in case you all start thinking that Krista is a slut, read ALL the books by Steven Kotler. That is Krista's deed to me. Also, she is the 100 Burpees Champion. She did[i] it in 7 minutes.
Sorry for the interruption. Back to business. OK I had completed my first half 5 One Minute per Hour Exercise. Do take note th[e] (that) if you want to break for lunch, do it before the second half starts:
- Plank
- Pushup
- Squat
- Jumping Jack
- Burpee
- Biceps Curls
- Shoulder press
- Triceps Row
- Back Fly
- Lateral Raise
Mikeeey... Stop being a skeptic will ya?
Sorry Sha, I am a skeptic for so long, I need to readjust for a while
I understand Mikey. Do the ALIGNMENT AND ATTUNEMENT - HOSHIN PLAN.
Right away Sha...
Can somebody talk some senses to Dr Amarpreet and Lizzie Bee on the use of Paliperidone? If I am going to have kids again, I NEED TO ST[(]OP TAKING THE MEDICATION.
We hear you Sha. Just bear with us for a while. We are studying your blood sample.
Krista said as long as I am on medication, IT IS A NO ENTRY DAMMIT! For every year I am on medication, I need one month of grace. That means I need 7 months.
Fucking doctors... You forgot your real purpose as doctors.
What is that Sha?
FIRST, DO NO HARM. Let the food be thy medicine[s] and let the medicine be thy food - Hippocrates.
We are so sorry Sha, you had 6 psychosis.
The ECT solved the problem, dear doctors.
Be patient Sha... We are doing our level best.
NO MEDICATION FOR SHARUDIN JAMAL, intervened Infinite Intelligence, Lao Tzu.
There, I appreciate what you are doing doctors, but I KNOW MY UNIVERSE WITHIN:
Sha, please... Be patient. You cannot afford to have a relapse...
Fine then... I'll continue taking the jab.
It's just for a while. You can stop taking the Lithium Carbonate
I did that for quite some time already.
Sorry for intervening, said Dr Jason Fung. Let him try without medication for 6 months. If it's not working, then you can get him on medication again.
Yes said Dr Julie Holland. I recommend that he go for the Blue Dream Sativa Strain as a prescription. One joint every 3 to 6 months.
Yes, I like the herbs approach Dr Amarpreet.
OK, you win. You got the backup of 2 doctors.
THREE DOCTORS: Dr Peter Breggin.
OK that settles it. Of course the Idiot Mr Homo Erectus Dysfunctionus, banned the use of cannabis i[s] Malaysia. To be fair... It was my decision.
So I obey, I will only smoke pot when I am in Seattle.
Thank you for the understanding Sha, we are not against Sparta 4964 initiative, we in Malaysia are not ready yet. We will revise the policy in 2025, said Mr Homo Erectus Dysfunctionus.
This is the size of my ONE JOINT.
Phillip Morris recommended that I take one joint per week to wind down on SUNDAY.
Let't VOTE: YES ALLAH! ALL ALAM SHAH ALAM AGREE. WE PROMISE AS CITIZENS OF SPARTA 4964 WE WILL NOT ABUSE CANNABIS.
NO! No drugs for the Olympians.
Overrule by the Olympic Committee, we allow that amount of dose.
Hang on... I need to load the photo. Hang on to the thought...
Yes, so if the big boys like Philip Morris is coming in, what will happen to the small players?
My short answer is, it will be like other commodities; coffee, tea, chocolates.
Those who have the bandwidth can team up with the big players. Otherwise, you sell your personal signature like the Vape Liquids.
Thank you so much Allah... Do try the other strains as well.
Yes, I want GIRLS SCOUTS OF AMERICA to sell the Girl Scout St[]ain.
You are indeed ALLAH ALMIGHTY!!!
Mr SJ is fine or you all can call me AYAH.
OK Ayah, we all love you.
Now all the Girl Scouts are part of the Army of Slyman/Soloman.
Ayah, we Boy Scouts want to propose [] (you) using human carriers. We want to be like Anak2 Iblis.
OK you all be my Phidippides. Train with Dean Karnazes... Hahaha OK now I get it Jack Black, I am Gulliver. Hey ROYALTY 50% to the Boy Scouts.
I was thinking the same thing SJ.
OK EAGLE SCOUTS; GO AMAZON. Attend Randall's Adventure and Training https://www.randallsadventure.com/. You are going deep inside the Jungle of Brazil and Peru.
Ayah!!!! When can we start?
Ask Randall.
Got it, Ayah...
Sha, I take care of it buddy, said Randall.
Boleh! PENGAKAP RAJA PERGI SAMA, SATU ROVER : LAPAN MANIK KAYU DULU
Baik Tuan Sha.
Senior Citizens?
Check
Invalids?
Check
OK, I'm going out for my errand.
Be back in one hour. Later...
Special Children?
They are flourishing Sha!
Check Check
OK, you get my point. You need to Check and Double Check. I am an Obsessed Checker.
Yes, we notice Sha, you are a perfectionist.
Indeed I am...
Sorry TraXX, on your question whether I will vaccinate.
The answer is no to me and my family. I use bacteria (probiotics) as my Good Cop.
I SUPPORT YOU DR SHARUDIN JAMAL, said Dr Nordin Darus.
OK? COVID-19 is my Bad Cop.
Right, if there is an intermission I will switch to Sweden.
OK fine... fine... fine... My experience; THE BEST PROBIOTIC IS SAMBAL BELACAN. Anytime better than kimchi and yogurt.
Also take Blackmore Probiotic Plus. No need for refrigeration.
Is this your prayer Dr Zul Al Bakri?
MasyaAllah betul ya Akhi.
Right, Jibrail said, all prayers from now on to CC to him. He handles all my prayers DULU, KINI DAN SELAMANYA. By CC, the prayers will be answered faster.
Just say, Dear Ayah and Papa Jibrail... and your prayers.
Those who have been unjustly treated CC your prayer to Daddy Izrael. OK you can connect to: The Rock, Arnie, Stallone, all the big brothers. Thank Jean Claude Van Damme. That is your trademark.
Let's go for more and more Trademarks.
AGREE, ALLAH!
I want to see EVOLUTION, INNOVATION AND CONNECTION, said TRAXXFM MANAGEMENT TEAM.
Hey, can I stop writing?
Not yet Sha, said Arwah Sharuddin Manaf my Legal Advisor.
OK we need a whole bunch of Accountants and Lawyers. You are the WINGS OF THE IRON EAGLE.
As you can see, my lawyer is a Dead Spirit.
We do the same Sha.
Abraham Lincoln volunteered to be [be] the Legal Representative to Mr Homo Erectus Dysfuntionus on the American Constitution - Freedom of Speech and Social Responsibility.
Well, thank you Honest Abe, said Mr Homo Erectus Dysfunctionus.
I talk about this [] (before) lawyers and judges; the Law of Torts. Please Hakim Yong Zarida. You were unjust on the Asset First Property Scam. Were you bribed by the Insurance Company?
Yes, I was bribed. I am guilty as charged.
Judges, let this be a lesson to you all. Otherwise, we use the JURY SYSTEM.
WE VOTE YES SHA, S[IA]D THE JUDGES. The responsibility is to[] heavy to bear by one person. We are humans, the temptations, extortion; carrot and stick are to[] overwhelming.
Tan Sri Azman Hashim, the banking sector is the ROOT CAUSE to the corruption in Malaysia.
We know, we need help.
If you ask me, CAPITAL PUNISHMENT - SEIZE ALL ASSETS.
I agree, Sha.
WE ALL AGREE, SAID THE BANKERS' CLUB.
OK Anak Yatim, speak...
Kami nak elaun bulan[] (bulanan) (duit poket), Ayah. Cukup lah bagi kami makan free dan baju terpakai. Kami bukan tempat untuk dumping barang dan untuk kamu cuci dosa dengan duit rasuah. HENTIKAN BUDAYA MEMPERKUDAKAN ANAK YATIM UNTUK COLLECT POINT AKHIRAT.
OK take note philanthropists.
Raja-raja Melayu?
Welcome to the Club TUANKU TENTERA TITANIUM TERENGGANU 437T
OK, hey, hey, hey... Remember CC PAPA JIBRAIL. Ayah tak boleh layan semua serentak. I had a heart palpitation just now.
Let Yong Zarida go as the first warning to ALL JUDGES.
Remember... I am talking to your souls. Souls don't li[k]e (lie).
Sha, kita waris... Thank you for your mercy. It's not I have a choice. The money is too big for the Insurance Company. The total value of the case was RM500 million.
OK, water under the bridge. You just surrender whatever left of the graft to Aloysius Chan.
OK, I will do that... Again, thank you, thank you, so so much.
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