28/2/21 ^^^AYAH, WE WANT YOU TO BE THE X FACTOR THOUGH AND THROUGH

 WE ALL VOTE AYAH JADI:

ROBOT PUKI

KAKI GANJA
HISAP ROKOK (no cigarette for me - no! you must smoke)
HISAP CIGAR

KAKI FENGTAU
ALPHAX64

HEAD BANGER

AND AT THE SAME TIME:

AZAN BELUM MASUK WAKTU

W[NA]DERING SUFI

MAKAN LARD AND BACON

MINUM CHIVAS REGAL

LARI HARI-HARI

JAGA BODY

SAYANG BUDAK-BUDAK KECIK

THE BENEVOLENT DICTATOR
JUTAWAN FAKIR
HAT[U] EMAS
KEPALA BATU

DEGIL MUAKAT (hahaha - Lizzie)

SHARUDIN THE SLOTH

ORANG SEBERANG PANDAI BERDAGANG

SEMUA SEKALI AYAH...

OOI... OOI...  OOI...

AKU NAK RELAX PULAK LAH, MASA AKU DAH BERLALU

NO...  NO... NO... AYAH, WELCOME TO YOU[] LIFE AYAH!!!

AYAH TAK PAYAH BACA BUKU, KAMI CERITA [PAD AAYAH]

SAMBIL KITA JUNGLE TREKKING O[T] MAIN TENNIS OR HISAP GANJA

MACAM AYAH BUAT DENGAN MR BJ SIR AND UNCLE AJ

SO AYAH JADI THE WANDERING SUFI AND THE ZEN MONK

POLLINATING YOUR FLIGHT PATHS

OK, THAT I CAN DO AS LONG AS IT IS MENS SANA IN CORPORE SANO

AYAH TAK NAK JADI MACAM UNCLE JAD, KAKI STONE  

NO...  NO... NOOO...  KI[]A WILL MANAGE YOUR GANJA AND ROKOK, said RJ

DALAI LAMA AND MIDDLE-CLASS JOE, WHAT D[I]O YOU THINK?

WE AGREE SHA, YOU ARE AN X FACTOR INFJ TH[]OUGH AND THROUGH

TALK TO LIZZIE THEN

WE ALREADY DID, SHE AGREED

OK WHEN DO WE START?

ON CHEDET 96TH BIRTHDAY

10/7/21

HILANG GELAP TERBIT TERANG

ROKOK IS MY CONCERN...

DON'T WORRY SHA, I CONTROL YOUR CIGARETTES, SAID TINA 10

AS LONG AS LIZZIE GIVES HER BLESSING

SHE ALREADY DID SHA

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AKU NAK NAIK STAGE CONCERT IRON MAIDEN

DONE!!! SAID STEVE HARRIS AND BRUCE DICKINSON

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AKU NAK JADI SAMSENG

AYAH PALING SAMSENG ALPHAX64, TOP DOG

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KALAU GITU AKU NAK MOTOR BMW GS1200 ADVENTURE

NOW YOU TALKING AYAH!

ROUND THE WORLD HORIZONTAL AND VERTICAL ONCE SHA SAID EWON MCGREGOR

OK WE DO IT!

SOUTH SEA?

THAT TOO AYAH

AYAH MABUK LAUT

THAT IS SMALL MATTER

I GUESS YOU WANT ME TO BE A GIANT INSTEAD OF DIN KENIT

WE WANT YOU TO BE SIR DR SJ, SHA.  THE ADVENTURER AND KNOWLEDGE EXPLORER

WHERE I GO SPOOKIES 777 GO

ABSOLUTELY SHA...

WHAT ABOUT MY KUDA TIGA KAKI?

THEY WILL MEET YOU AT VARIOUS CHECKPOINTS ALONG THE WAY

SAME WITH HOTS, THESE ARE YOU SUPPORT TEAM

YOU ARE THE DIGITAL NOMAD NUMERO UNO!

SO KERJA AKU MAIN?

YES AYAH, BE THE GAMESMAN YOU ARE

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What about Chedet?

Itu kami uruskan, yang Ayah tahu in 2024, your 60th birthday present is his skull.

Jangan lupa, DEATH OF A THOUSAND DEATHS BY THE MICROBES

Yes, AYAH...

OK IT'S A DONE DEAL:

Ayah bukan Samurai lagi.

Ayah is THE ONLY PRIVATE CITIZEN IN SPARTA 6964

SIR DR SJ

Than[l]s kids

WE VOTE PALLADIUM RING SHA

OK

OVERRULED BY METALLUGISTS - PLATINUM LEFT TITANIUM RIGHT

RIGHTO

THE SAME FOR MY SPOOKIES 777 EXCEPT KRISTINA'S SS RING

OK, I CONFIRM WHO THEY ARE:

1. SARAH
2. ELS
3. MIRA
4. KRISTINA
5. ROOMIE
6. LISA
7. SWORD 9

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